Show Walter Winchell f T ON BROADWAY ROAn Copyright 1032 1932 by Dally Daily Mirror Inc RETORT DISCOURTEOUS Had you Ou not thus unkindly Severed our lives in twain How could I madly blindly Distill a song from front pain Had you not caused this tills sorrow That aches and will not heal j How could each cold tomorrow B Bring forth my lyric squeal i And oh how could my singing Have had so sad a theme Had you ou not come a The knell of oC our bright dream Ah well Ill I'll not be keeping You love in ignorant bliss bUss Id I'd have done my metric weeping Pretty much like Uke this DAnnunzio Cohen IN OTHER WORDS Benny Rubin one of ot the better comedians Is fascinated by the toying of ot words and names in sentences He offers these Fazenda Moon Comes Over the Mountain son son Jol More Chance Keep the Home Fires Bernie Jessel Little Love Lovea a Little Kiss Cantor Hear Me Mc Calling Caroline Caro Caro- line flue Way Down Upon the thc Swanson River Tibbett Toe Through the Tulips and andI I Were Young Maggie Gleason to the Mocking MockingBird MockingBird MockingBird Bird Im Ini Dempsey With Tears In My E Eyes es and Its Three the Morning S IMAGINE In the World World-TeUy's Situations Wanted Men columns the other day was this Songwriter wants work laboring helper pot Box Box Box-A 5 Main Office Once Let that be a lesson I HEIGHT OF OPTIMISM I. The United Press reports Hartford Conn Oct 26 A 26 A trucking concern here is 15 Installing ra radies radios radios ra- ra dios dies in Its long distance trucks as ns an experiment In keeping the drivers from falling asleep AS ASIF IF WE DIDN'T KNOW V At this tardy date Len Traube discovers that The Cat and the Fiddle show is a a. a a a. a CONTROVERSY Dear Winchell wires Fred Berrens anent your paragraph about Miss six-note six song It certainly is unusual I recall only two ditties that had it It Bye Bye Bye Blues and When Buddha Smiles at atMe Me Stop As far as Barris Barns is concerned I have on one hundred dollars for your pet charity if It Barrio Barris or any other human being befog can produce a published popular number confined to a three note range as Barns Barris claims to have ha stop I play songs weekly and I know something about songs and I dont don't want to appear smart either How Em-Barri Em Em a a aTHE THE HILL YOU SAY It was recently recorded here that Barre Hill Hut a delightful singer was playing at ate the Capitol theater doing 5 a day yet unbilled and not even listed on the programs This in spite of ot the fact that he recently appeared with the best in opera And so another scallion to the Capitol management man man- I Mr Hills Hill's letter follows I want to add myself myself my my- self to your legion of at friends Im I'm still sUll unannounced unannounced unannounced unan unan- and not billed at the Capitol But your notice went went went-to to the desk of Mr George White and now I have a fine contract with him and will wUl be beon beon beon on Broadway within a month And there are seven other definite offers It was great of you Please accept my thanks Sincerely a a a aA A FORM OF CRITICISM 1 Joe Cunningham who will guarantee the Friars' Friars dinner to Jack Benny against flopping on November Novem ber her 18 passes this along Joe Laurie Jr Jr was saying Im Tm to open at Loews Loew's State so ro I guess Id I'd better rehearse my act act I I might not remember it To which Jane Chapin stifled Joe what you learn as a a. Ii little le boy bOY you you never eyer I 9 get f |