Show Gives Interesting Fats About Value 0 of Sun I T QUACK A h By Dr r George Rockwell G Q MAN SUNSHINE labs Facts about Ultra Vio hate Who Is Proving Such to the Human Race OLD SOL SOLI SOLL L I from the Latin means of actors In lbs parlance lam gm the cuffs on a soft toft shirt Short on laundry It ES Sardines On Lettuce for Lettuce Surer Ladles Stay of Liver Six Old Putt Late Skin On Legs and Is the I of Samuel O. O Lollypop the theof tar of adhesive fingerprints e in eleven different hare fla- fla word has such Ruch a aIr aly single nr r re R. R ly Ir of m meanings It would hardly hardt worth white while to Inquire into Its I wont I logy eU or origin so BO TI ht down to the subject of SHINE SHI E and explain many inand in- in ln and uninteresting facts Milt I aft It T I may eliminate the lat lat- f AtU cli entirely If It I am ant ame able to a mall D box by 5 30 p. p pm p.m. m m. m standard time So here herc herer r Li t DO YOU KNOW at t the sun is hi Gi iD tI es from the the- J planet met le Ciro Is 5 from that th there has been Ie that cal 7 ere l Iu thine lne In Glendale since the thea j I a tut started d giving the f second cond toffee that free fr free that the oUt oUt- t the sun Is composed of a of h helium carbon carbon and ande e that t-that that the tho next layer laer is fu ru and nd peroxide that that Li If f then a layer of or insulation to the Ule c center from the heat on and and that there i ip Ie an- an layt of asbestos to Insulate the center that center that rifi rince In temperature bei be- be bethe bethe i the outside and the inside is s. s which is more than C hat at to cook to-cook cook all the hot dogs It SJ n between Cleveland and andi andt t i flog tr a i kno know any or all aU of ef these e I wl h. h you ou would get In me as os I would like to Theres There's no secret to the fact that sunshine sunshine- is hI just as beneficial beneficial benefi benefi- cial to a baby with bow legs less and gas on the stomach as It is injurious In InJurious Injurious In- In jurious to the vax population of store windows whose hearts and other parts melt at a temperature tempera tempera- ture of oC seventy five de degrees rees or 01 over o Sunshine else in the world Is good or bad according to the way war we use it The very ery same ball of fire that glares In the motorists eyes making It impossible for him to read the tin sl signs ns that beautify the hl highway hwa may be bringing ln warmth to tho the chilly extremities of some old maid who saves eaves string and keeps cats or 01 bolstering up the spirits of an nn Irritable Individual that picks wild flowers towers ana nna wears night gowns Knowledge Is power and the theman theman theman man why who understands the active principles of or sunlight can Invest in a 0 carbon lam lamp and for tor ten dollars get et tho same tan that would cost man many times as much If It he had to go bO to Palm Beach or California to get Set it While hUe the man who doesn't un understand the mysterious properties of at these dancing sunbeams and actinic ra rays rays rays-or s 's sr or r woman either for that matter matter matter-is Is liable to become the tho background for several nc acres cs of freckles This article is written by an authority on the sun sun sun-a a man who owns a n sun dial three pairs of sun sun- sunglasses glasses black blacker blacket and opaque who sleeps on a sun un porch pOlch who eats eat oran oranges eg and codfish codfish- when he cant can't else who knows the complete words of ot twenty nine songs about the RUnn sunny south and who would feed teed his parrot nothing but sunflower seeds if he had a n parrot So the whole thing thins Is more or less lesli authentic Its translation into and the Scandinavian languages will be a a. waste of oC time believe them myself But Its It's sometimes sometimes sometimes some some- times pretty difficult so I will wI appreciate appreciate ap ap- any verification and will reward all aU those who write in with a free copy of ot How to Tune Your Own Piano UNUSED SURPLUS There are tons and tons of oC available available avail avail- able fJ figures about the sun but hut I P have haye merely died cited enough nou h to gain m my point which Is this this The The sun Is the greatest heating plant in the universe un with a u. possible exception of ot HORSERADISH The Ia rays s 's of oC the sun Iun possess some peculiar chemical quality that af affects affects af- af a- a blood photographic paper and green wall paper The Tho rays also promote growth President Snip- Snip son of or the Barbers Barber's Benevolent and Protective Mandolin association sas sa's We Ve noll many Instances where the hair hall on me use side side- of at the theace taco face ace and head prows grows much faster than on the other This only hap hap- H 1 7 r m C i J Co v l s vt c I Those women are ahead in health but behind in their housework pens In the case caser of and clerical workers who sit all day with the sun shining on one side o of their face Many times these men will get only a a. half a hair hall cut or shave But most often two men men whoso whose hair grows longer lonser on different sides will form a a. partnership and have hayo their barbering done at the same time in fn the double chairs chah's which we have eSI especially for this purpose HEALTHFUL QUALITIES Good Goo strong shon sunlight will J kill germs erm bacteria gold fish and about everything but the odor of or sauer sauer- kraut Its medicinal effects lie lle In what scientists dentists choose to call the ULTRA VIOLET rays These are also found in cod liver oil lacquer sample cards and Blueberry pie Blueberry pie has certain advantages advantages over sunlight It contains more of ot the ULTRA VIOLET ele ele- element element ment and also reaches man many shaded spots in the mouth that are sable fable and never touched by sunlight sun sun- ll light ht These ULTRA VIOLET rays of at blueberry pie are arc very powerful and must be handled cautiously or orthey orthey orthey they will destroy destro tho the tissue of the tablecloth Sunlight also contains ULTRA RED rays that can enn only be distinguished distinguished dis dis- hed from Crom the tho ULTRA VIOLET VIOLET VIOLET VIO VIO- LET by an interior decorator and even enn he sometimes is ig 1 at fault Cault This must not be taken as a slam starn at in interior in- in tenor decorators as I have c known In-I In some very clever and nice men who were Interior decorators In fact there used to be n n. a chap In New NewYork NewYork NewYork York City who could take an any room Toom in an ordinary house and make it quite dark and for a a. surprisingly ly Jo low sum o The greatest benefit of or sunshine Is to be bc derived Indirectly as ass asI I sh shall explain later on This has to do with women's bathing suits which are being designed to expose more and moro of the body to the suns sun's rays ras The back Is 11 one of at the best parts of the bOd body to expose and the portion recommended recommend d by most er e every doctor and chief of ot police For the back is protected by layers of ot muscle muscle mus mus- cle cJe and suet that filter the sunlight ht as ns tv ive we might sn say and only admit such rays ras as tho the beneficial Any woman not owning one of these open opert back suits can easily and quickly construct a a. substitute by securing the vest of a mans man's tuxedo and wearing it backwards This idea works out very well and is enabling man many a woman to spend the day on the beach bench who would otherwise rave pave to remain at ot home These women aro away ahead In the health but behind In their housew housework housework house- house w work rk GOOD FOR MAN AND BEAST If Ie you have a a. cat dog or a a. sick pet of any kind Just try a a. sun bath and see how quickly the animal will Improve Theres There's n nothing In the world to build up an anemic alligator alligator alli alli- gator or mud turtle like an hour or orso orso orso so in the sunlight And its it's a great cure for pyorrhea in animals If It more moro elks would keep out in the sunU sunlight ht there thero would be fewer of at their teeth dangling on watch chains today Without sunshine tho the entire human human human hu hu- hu- hu man race would be in a pretty bad fix because its helps to up our Interest In life It Is the ability to keep interested In some ome particular thing thinS that enables a person to remain remain remain re re- re main well and happy happ It keeps them young And sunshine certain ly provides ro this necessary Interest to millions of Americans who ex excitedly excitedly excitedly ex- ex purchase newspapers rush to the movies and throng bathing beaches with but one great purpose in mind That purpose Is to see how much material has been left off oft from front the newest newt styles in bathing suits Many a n woman Is thought to be sunburned d when she's really blushing blush- blush Ing Copyright 1930 Ic Syndicate Syndicate Syndi Syndi- cate catt Inc |