Show PUTTING Erd EM OVER With ith Bugs Baer Copyright 1916 by the Press Publishing Put Pub lishing Co C r HEME t to fo 1 reduce ball baIl ballplayers ballplayers' o players' players salaries iJ jT is unanimous Everybody has agreed ed to it except ex ex- ex- ex the players SHAKE EM UP Magnates Magnate's ide idea of an tt exciting base baseball all all' season is lower sa salaries and higher prices tag of admission i I I YEA EA BO I IA A baseball strike is is- something too good Od for Cincinnati fans to hope nope for I YOU SAID AID l i Soakum Yoakum's manager denies that Soakum came from Kansas Hansas City in a box boxcar car Soakum apparently hasn't been promoted promote promoted pro pro- mote yet SHOOT THE PIECE Now that the football season season is over murder will be be illegal megal again WOW I I I Football m may y be absolutely purged of ot I I and professionalism but you I never eyed a ta tackle takle lle who had I on on his head from studying t V I YOU SAID AID A FORKFUL Magnates are right No reason why a I ballplayer er should get ten thousand a year for that many boots Always claim something you you you-don't don't dont have to prove You can be a champ all alt your life that way I LIL MORE LIFE IN THE BACKFIELD BACK BACKFIELD BACK BACK- FIELD Hard to realize that golf goIt is only twenty twenty- eight years old in America Must be some of the original players s still out on their first rounds No fighter can win as many fights as his manager can I DUST IM ll OFF While a more concise American All outfit out out- fit tit would be yo young ng Mr Pollard and elev- elev the other side en ea guys on on I Why doesn't some bird pi pick Iid lc an opposIng ing lug t team ham am for the American All mythical bunch They haven't must lUSt a game in tw twenty nty seasons LO LOW BRIDGE BRIDGED Lots of ot ways to get injured but hut no athlete ever broke broe his leg running away from a meal Harvard made with that that o outfit this season Wonder Vonder what she would have havo made with a football aIl team DONT DON'T BE A CRUMB Some pitchers will pass pats a batter in in- in But very fe will pass a bartender intentionally YOURE YOU'RE OUT ANSWERS TO Book Book Book-A A baseball team travels first- first class but it doesn't always play that wa way Jink You Tou You win An ostrich Is a bird Egg They Egg They arp are going to take the time buffalo buffa huffa- lo ho off nickels ls and put a snail on him Zipp Zipp Columbia Columbia finished second In niost most of their games 1 without lt much trouble le Buzz YOU Buzz i f You win I A hen e Is a bird i d Divide Divide the bet Fred McKay is a fighter and a high diver too Gyp You Gyp You lose hose on a technicality The Athletics didn't play ball in the American Ameri Ameri- can league last year but they were in the American league Dumm You Dumm-You You wont won't understand this because because be be- be cause its it's English Never Never ask a barber for two shaves at once |