Salt Lake Telegram | 1932-06-06 | Page 8 | Congressional Baseball Game is Rare Event; Ump Tunney Weakens

Congressional Baseball Game Is Rare Event Ump Tunney Tuney Weakens By r HENRY United Press Correspondent WASHINGTON June 6 Your 6 Your glut glut- ton punishment for for punishment correspondent who came down Saturday to broadcast broadcast broad broad- cast cast the congressional baseball game between the Democrats and leans asks from his cot in one of the capitals capital's better delirium wards to toIve gIve Ive off a few remembrances of that struggle Here are a few of them 1 Congressman Kelly Democrat Illinois sliding into second in the third inning All that was needed to turn urn the picture into duplicate of a ship hip launching ton three cruiser was vas for somebody to tap tp Kelly on onte the te head with wih a R bottle of ot 2 chief in Umpire Gene Tunney end ending ins the game by ruling a high fly flyn an n automatic out Gene didn't even walt wait for the ball bal to land 3 3 The Republicans Republicans' fine gesture in n the ninth when they sent in 63 6 old year Con Congressman re man Guyer of ot Kanas Kansas Kan Kan- sas as as a pinch hitter hiter Guyer amazed everybody including himself by bj rapping rapping rap rap- ping the ball bal sharply on the nose and then heading toward third base He was handed a road map in time however to change his direction and beat out the hit 4 The Te striking picture of boredom presented by Mister Harry American league umpire who called caled the balls ball and strikes Twice Tie Geisel had to be awakened by a rap on th the shins in time to call a foul toul tip tp a ball bal 5 5 The breathless new dance routine routine rou rou- tine tie originated by Congressman Mead Democrat of New Net York while trying to get under Congressman Carters Carter's Carters Carter's Carters Carter's Car Car- ter's fly ball bal in the fourth or was it the sixth Inning Congressman Mead was Jim Barton Jo Joe Frisco Fred and Adele Astaire and 16 Tiller Tier girls rolled into one Any time lime he feels like giving off of a similar performance perform perform- anc ance hes he's a sure bet for tor two weeks at atthe atthe atthe the Palace 6 The Te weary manner In which Tunney moved his dogs around aoud aft alter after r the fourth inning Five rounds round with witha a weight flyweight now and hed he'd be ready for the wet wash 7 The official scorers scorer's official I total for the Republican team read At bat bat 72 runs 19 hits 65 6 putouts 43 assists 10 errors 71 7 8 The cry of ot pity from an unnamed un tin- named spectator when the Democrats Democrat got a man as far as second only to have him die there there There Tere he is is he shouted there he is The forgotten man 9 The dizzy preliminaries to the game which included Nick Altrock leading the army ary band Jim Londos wrestling Nick Nik Altrock Jim L Londos wrestling himself the parade of a moth eaten elephant and a moth moth- eaten donkey and a speech by somebody somebody some some- body which began this great game game 10 The magnificent look o of bewilderment bewilderment be be- wilderment on the faces of ot the foreign diplomats as they watched the bur bun lesque