| Show Walter W ON ON Winchell BROADWAY ll Copyright 1932 by Dally Daily Mirror Minor Inc During illness of ot Mr Winchell this column 10 is 15 being conducted by Paul A Columnist Who Cant Can't Afford Allord a J. J Secy but Doesn't Envy Hoover With His 10 Writes to Himself the Mug Dear P. P Y Borrah h cabled from London He said he boarded the Bremen without an English vise and ond that Lou Haltz Tex and Roxy Rexy who were on the thc boat told him not to worry When they arrived at Southampton the customs officers refused to let him off But 50 passengers signed responsibility responsibility responsibility papers for his good behavior and now hes he's got to answer to them all I wish you'd sign something like that too S a a Harry RIchman who sings I Love a a. Parade with a sincerity that thrills his audiences fell tell down this time He didn't even come in from L. L I. I to see the longest parade in N N. Ys Yos history I From rom 9 in the morning until 11 at night the Beer marchers foamed up and down Ave but neither Richman nor the songs song's authors Harold Arlen and Ted Kohler got a glimpse of it Which proves they're all aU a J. J lot of or mammy singers I hear Harold Stern the band leader came cameto cameto cameto to the parade on a white horse and as usual was late So for 3 hrs s. he sat astride the nag at St. St waiting for his section not knowing that it had passed long before Harold brought a baton instead of a whip but the horse didn't know anything about him being a leader and edged all allover allover allover over the corner earner Joe Moss who plays for all the parties on the Social dropped in He Hc bragged about knowing all aU the debs by their 1st names and I told him that thas was nothIng nothing noth noth- ing big you had their phone numbers Jack Dempsey who has been heralded as a pauper ac actually actually actually ac- ac cleaned up on exhibition fights in inthe inthe inthe the last eight mos And expects to double it this summer and fall Which proves that the thc rumors everybody body heard were Just a lot of ot hicky- hicky hoy boy a a a aMilton Milton Raison who is 15 out on the coast with a aswell aswell aswell swell contract used to be press-agent press for tor Larry Schwab the Last wk Larry looked Milton up and asked him You remember when you used to write me for a Job And when Muton Milton Milton Mil Mu- ton said Yes Larry LaITY continued Well Vell where can canI I write you for br a ob fob now Of course it was only a gag but it Gives You an Idea Micky Kosman the poultry king told me that the chickens chickens chick chIck- ens the local butchers were selling at 35 cents a lb Ib were bought in Oklahoma at 7 cents Lou Ashendorf reports a sign in a St St. speak Not responsible for your girl unless checked by the management Id I'd like to find the management that could check the thc dames you run around with Id I'd even like m- m to find the n management nn that nm m- m n nn nm could check eck you you a a a Another suicide note came in today It ItIs ItIs Itis Is short and to the point But that's the thc way failure alwa always S 'S is to is-to to the point I haven't the courage to walk into the Hudson so Ill I'll try another another another an an- other way out Im I'm 18 and have been here Just 4 mons The old story con beauty test winner big city no influence Ive I've enjoyed your column its it's so full of what life could have been with Just a little luck My only regret is falling my mother as I have done That's the wall wail of the city The wail wall that makes old 18 beauty c it has failed Why doesn't youth realize it cant can't fall fail All it needs n ds is a little perspective Fay Webb Vallee met Rudy in Detroit and surprised him with a platinum platinum plat plat- mum wedding band That bird sailing salling under the pretense that he was going to produce a super- super spectacle has been taking up a lot of time of the best actors and writers in town Among the lads and lasses approached with fabulous offers are arc George and Ira Gershwin Bee LIme Lillie Gertrude Lawrence Barbara Bennett and Nat and Max Lie Lief He even offered a press agent a week and 1000 advance Those Chevrolet paintings in the nags netted Ronald McLeod the illustrator a a a Schwartz Similes Relaxed as M a a. sword-swallower sword having his tonsils removed Theres There's a letter from Ben Bernie recalling the time he told Morrie the thc Pulitzer play winner he was the worst press agent in the world but some day you'll write the best show on Broadway Anyway Morrie once gave you a 1st edition of or his vol 01 of poems Unaccustomed as I Am and inscribed it To Paul the man I picked out of the gutter To which you added And placed in the I cant can't understand how you thought of such smart repartee You didn't have rave me around in those days Dorothy Dorothy Dorothy Dor Dor- othy Parkers Parker's mental state is the best it has been in years and she's writing regularly again What a a. shame it would be to lose one of the five cleverest minds in America I Well Vell six then Ill I'll Include yours too Your Your best friend Paul I |
