Salt Lake Telegram | 1928-12-10 | Page 6 | Telling the World

T Telling elling the World II By NEAL OHARA O'HARA i I Press C Co L C Copyright P New ew York World 1928 M 1 WHY HERBERT LEFT HOMI HOMI Mr 11 Hoovers Hoover's South would have promoted more go go go- will if it he hart had taken the football with him Instead of Then we wo corr correspondents their All Amell to read not have All I teams But we think It Is a a. good Idea next president go on 1 have our cruise to South Amer AIrier months' months Ve We alto also favor all alt our vice pr going on a four four- foury elect dents-elect trip around the world t j But after touring on a battleship will Mr Hoover be bess a fied with the Mayflower W kind of a cruise can be made madelo madeo presidential yacht that only room for nineteen newspaper c respondents ten camera men only two operators It would ha hi haly ly Iy y be worth shoving off Int into Potomac with a skeleton crew publicists like that 41 j We Ve did not know that when lie Ho er cr got Literary DIr DI subscriptions he would win a a. So Sc American trip We tho thought he ii running for a a. good excuse tO toll f fin in America for the next four four ye ye But Herbert has always t ih t restless He has inspected per mines of ot China investigated diamond ranges of ot Africa peeked into the coal pockets otA otlA Now Kow he wants to hang Andes mountains among his s a a a Hoover has certainly certain picked o oswell oswell 01 swell itinerary for himself H Hj making a will good visit to i prominent spot in South Ame me except the Strait of Strait of Magellan is not as Smith got the Italian vote The object of the t tour ur is up good will Mr Hoover will from country to country with benevolent sample cases M a a a I 1 Our to president will dine dint all the native dishes from Peru bark to Brazilian nuts He will willY babies and shake hands All Alli I will wilI build up a a. tremendous g g gc will for American goods And Andl Hoover wont won't be bo back In Ame Arne Arneten ten days das before some packs a a. dozen cof ae percola instead of ot a shipment of ot Chevi Chew parts and our will good will busted wide open again f But anyway he will have had trip And if Al AI Smith thought though was joyriding in Bill Kenny's vate car he lie ought to see what wha missed out on now Smiths Smith's fri il are arc so chagrined at the sea seal Hoover is enjoying they have ready boomed Al AI for commiss commis of th the port of New York so hi he ride around on ferry boats fl a a a I 91 Mr Hoover will promote Am Air can merchandise to the cans eans the Peruvians the Chill Chili the Brazilians the the Paraguas Paragua's with statistics But he will vince the Argentines with fig Zig that Firpo didn't get a a. short co COI Hoover Hoover will visit sixteen cc tries and get a salute of twenty guns in each one By the tim gets back to America he will wil deaf And with politic waiting for his ear that Is what Mr Hoover wants 9 In fact we think this is the II object of the th trip