Show Arst Arlest of Sama So ht After H He Swings on Man Jolly St. St Nick Lets Fly Flyat at Boy Who Pulls Whiskers Hits Bystander CHICAGO Dec 10 AP lf AP-lf If all the children are r out of the room heres here's a bit of news for forthe the grown folks theres there's a warrant out for Santa Claus Jolly old Kris Kringle punched a man on the jaw and knocked some teeth out The man Albert Cohen went to the police pollee about it it and Inasmuch in inasmuch inasmuch In- In as ho he didn't kno know St. St Nicks Nick's real name the warrant simply simply sim aim ply called for tor the delivery to the Jail house of ot Santa Claus Cohen was standing at State and Randolph S So was Santa So was wasa a a. little boy The little boy was consumed with an irresistible ui urge e eto to Investigate Santa Claus Claus' whisk whisk- ers era He wanted to twine his little fingers In the snowy mane arid and pull He lie did The whiskers attached to toa toa ton a n rubber band left a a. great gap be below below below be- be low Santas Santa's chin then suddenly snapped back Into place When they snapped back santa howled Hot under the dollar collar dollarIs Is no way to tell how badly Santa felt He was hot above the collar collar collar col col- col- col lar especially lly on the face where the rebound of ot the whiskers had made a a. red mark Jolly old St St. Nick cut ut lo lose lote e with witha a n haymaker at the little rascal with the Irresistible urge The lad bad ducked neatly Not so Mr Cohen who was standing directly behind hind smiling broadly Cohens Cohen's failure to dodge was responsible for the loss of ot several se ot of his teeth Santa with whiskers askew fled probably by now ho o e Is I back at tho the North pole |