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Show "There are people still living who can remember when it cost more to run a car than to park it." Galen Drake. "A wife is the little woman who'd rather mend your' ways than your sox." Ima Washout. "Middle Age the time of life when a man looks back and discovers dis-covers that the mountain he's been climbing is only a molehill." Changing Times. An explorer says an Eskimo woman wo-man is old at 40. An American woman is not so old at 40. In fact, she's not even 40! Keeping up with the Joneses isn't is-n't nearly as dangerous as trying to pass them on a hill. The man who never makes a mistake often will be found taking orders from one who occasionally does. A woman's way or meeting expenses ex-penses is to introduce them to her husband. "There's a new perfume on the market that's just called 'Heck, Yes'!" Herb Shriner. Models and figurines made of wood 6,000 years ago have been found in the tombs of ancient Egypt. "I'm worried about that young son of mine he spends his spare time reading books!" TV network net-work executive. |