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Show I Reform The World? ! Pardon Us! Ho Hum' ; I .AV " if- ' t ' f. ' t ; ' : l v;r vv:o :';:;. . .;::-; f 'r ' ' - , ' . " v 15y TKIC KIMTOrt A very earnest g'ent Ionian had just bsen in here with a scheme to reform -ho-htmi '. the world. It seems that- n;: hall-hum ! it seems th:it . . . well, vid rather not talk about thr.t lig'iit now. Our stenogj'auhcr :.-ays she simply ea n't ho-hum! arouse herself 10 get u) in tho mornines and she r.aaah-h.mi! sits ?: : o u n d and y a r r. s while s Ii c r.: a '. ; , p j t - h o o k s in hor notebook. Outside tho' Vim is shining and the birds are sinking; and the white clouds arc charier each other : cress the blue sky There's a kid just ffoic by the window, whistling! And in a window across the street p. girl chetchi.s lazily and y-a-w-n-s aaaah-hum! Drat her! She's got us doing it now ! j Ol' Mi"i Weather! A soiig fur him: "When you left your Winter' i a ways, you stole all my snappy days, and loft me yawning, nights ..." Yes. yawning1 night;; and days, too. Iln-o-o-o-o- Hu-u-uinmm ! Well, there's 3 pile of work to do --but, all. well: Tomorrow's another d-iy. At home there's the garden to '-akod and seeds planted and v i n ti c w s wa s h e d - - o - h u m ! Un on Ihe hilir, the ti ees are" waving wav-ing new gi-'en banners to the spring breeze. It would be grand to go there and lie down and just slt'ep j nnd sUep run. siec'p. Only maybe the I ground':: ('.amp vet, but ho-hum what of it? Couldn't a man just walk out on the job and be a hobo or something for a wl.de? Just wander around in the spring sumdiine and aaaaaah-humi aaaaaah-humi go to slot-') when he felt like it? .... Berutiful, beau ho-hum! -- tiful spiing .... |