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Show i I V fs as easy as washing when FUtNAM FADELESS DYES ars used. Ask your druggist. "Phln" Had Hla Own Reasons for Moat Peculiar Action. A affair la all right If it happens to be a bright aide. Some years ago there lived In tbe Garfield Tea, the Ilcrb laxative, is mild tillage of Vienna, Me., a man by the name of Phineas Jonea, commonly and potent; take it for constipation and known at Phln." Among other faults, to regulate a sluggish liver. "Phln had an unfortunate love for Men who pose as Judges of human omethlng more fiery than soda water. nature get a good many hard bumps. On one occasion he had driven to &11 20 about miles and toothache-neuralgia- . Augusta, PILKS Cl'RF.n IX e TO 1 DATS. distant, PAZO OINTMENT Ik Kunrauieed to cure ny cu during his day in town bad Imbibed of itching. liiuul, Uleedtng or Protruding Pile m more than was good either for his Hull days or uiouuy refunded. 60o, equanimity or his clearness of brain. Generosity, when once set going, Returning at nightfall to the livery stable where he had put up his outfit, knows not bow to stop; as the more he undertook to harness his own familiar we are with the lovely form, horse, to tbe delight of tbe stable the more enamored we become of her charms. Pliny the Younger. boys. He managed to get the harness on, Money In Popular Songs. after much trouble, but when he unto a celebrated compo. According pa-ito dertook place the horse between er, the song, though sneered popular the thills, he led her in with her aston- at by the superior, is in reality the ished ftice toward the dasher. One of ambition of most composers. Thouthe stable boys, convulsed with laugh- sands of Price 25c 50c fcHOO At oJI them, he says, "would give ter, called out; to write a tune that ears their Dt? E&rl S.SIo&rv, "Here. Thin, hadn't you better turn reached the barrel-organsAnd when your horse round? has been on the organs some little It WST '.! WW WWW! fW,THWj ' "Phln, In no mood to brook inter- time a A' i, ' A other would many good people rn alii.. ill ference, faced the boy with maudlin wish to ears. of their dispose dignity, and. steadying himself against the wagon-wheel- , replied, solemnly: Writer on South America. "Young man (hie), p'raps you dont NO MORE MUSTARD PLASTERS TO BLISTER. Mrs. Marie Robinson Wright, who know (hie) which way I'm goinl THE SCIENTIFIC AND MODERN EXTERNAL COUNT ANT, has traveled more in South American more and about them written republics DISFIGURING SKIN HUMOR. than any other woman In the world, has sailed for London, whence she Impossible to Get Employment, as sails to Rio Janeiro, Brazil. She goes Face and Body Were Covered with under an engagement by the Brazilian Sores Cured by Cuticura. EXTRACT OF THE CAYENNE PEPPER PLANT government to continue her work on a A OUICK. SURE. SAFE AND ALWAYS RFADY CURE FOR of the Brazilian republic. She history ISc.-- IN "Since the year 1894 I have been has written histories of the Bolivian ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS. OK COLLAPSIBLE TUBES-bY MAIL ON RECEIPT OK ISe. IN POSTAGE STAMPS. DONT WAIT troubled with a very bad case of ecTILL THE PAIN COMES also KEEP A TUBE HANDY.' and is and Chile Peru zema which I have spent hundreds of republic, A substitute for and superior to mustard or any other plaster, and will not a book upon Argentina. preparing dollars trying to cure, and I went to blister the most delicate skin. The and curative qualities ol the hospital, but they failed to cure the article are wonderful. It will stop the toothache at once, and relieve . Money in British Banks. Headache and Sciatica. We recommend it as the best and safest external me, and it was getting worse all the In the last 15 years British bank decounter-irritan- t known, also as an external remedy for pains In the chest time. Five weeks ago my wife bought In have doubled from number, and stomach and all Rheumatic, Neuralgic and Gouty complaints, A trial a box of Cuticura Ointment and one positors less than 5,000,000 to 10,000,000, and will prove what we claim for it, and it will be found to be Invaluable In the am the ratio of cake of Cuticura Soap, and I depositors to population household and for children. Once used no family will be without it. Many compleased to say that I am now has Increased from 1 in 7 to 1 In 4.35. people say "it Is the best of ell your preparations. Accept no preparation pletely cured and well. It was Im- Deposits have Increased from of vaseline unless the same carries our label, as otherwise It ts not genuine. 1 to SEND YOUR ADDRESS AND WE WILL MAIL OUR VASE-LIN- E get employment, possible for me to 6740,218,181.50, and the numas my face, head and body were cov- ber of postofflee banks from 10,000 to PAMPHLET WHICH WILL INTEREST YOU. ered with it The eczema first ap- 15,000. The average of each account CHESEBROUGH MFC. CO. peared on the top of my head, and it is now 674.30. The scope of the bank 17 STATE STREET. NEW YORK CITY had worked all the way around down has been enlarged, so that now 6243.32 the back of my neck and around to my can be deposited in any one year, and throat, down my body and around the the total deposit of any one Individual hips. It Itched so I would be obliged may aggregate 6973.30. to scratch it, and the flesh was raw. I am now all well, and I will be Claim Nearly Cost Life. Positively cured by Fred McNulty, of this city, had a pleased to recommend the. Cuticura these Little Pills. Remedies to all persons who wish a terrible experience while holding down They also relieve Distress from Dyspepsia. Inspeedy and permanent cure of akin a claim which he has several miles digestion and Too Hearty Thomas M. Rosslter, 290 east of here. He went to tho claim diseases. Eating, A perfect Km-- Prospect Street, East Orange, N. J., just before the big blizzard of last edy for Dizziness, Nausea, week. The weather previously had Mar. 30, 1905. I - Bad Taste PILLSs Drow's!ne!'sbeen mild, and McNulty had no store I o tho Month, Coated HOWARD E. BUSTOS, of fuel In the shack.' The storm was Apple OrchardMade Money. 6 Tongue, Pain tn the Bide, FpwHmpn rrlcpt: tioM. flilvtr. " Gold. Mi I TORPID The Dover Sunshine publishes an so fierce that he could not make his LIVER. They er.76r Uold.Mfc'; XmooM'opper.ll. OtmIki tail nd full rirlit Mwnniu-tion- . MKlIlotfOnvolopoK Interesting story of success in orchard- way home, so he went to bed In order regulate the Bowels. Purely Vegetable. Control and Cunur work L ing In that rich irrigated section of to keep from freezing to death. For SMALL PILL SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. kill Colo UtfirtiH, CMbuotukhUoui McacBenton county. Eleven years ago, three days the storm raged, and Genuine Must Bear Nulty lay covered up to his ears, with- cording to the editor, one of the pre LIVE STOCI AND MISCELLANEOUS ELECTROTYPES ent prominent citizens began making out a bite to eat and only a small CARTERS Signature nt fop mi m h wl wiiwi W 25 years as a quantity of water. When at last the a home. He had sp-njrvt 1I.IKUM4 IIRir&rnMtl 7ivER storm a a to his subsided made he and desired railroad man, way change. His little tract of six acres was set to neighbors, a mile distant, freezing his DEFIANCE STARCH REFUSE SUBSTITUTES. apple trees. There were but two va- face and ears wntle en route. When rieties, the pippins and Spitzenbergs. he finally reached Minot he was comto Water In three years the trees began bearing pelled to take to his bed as a result DEFIANCE STARCH-1- L7, TkonwoniEje ' e fruit At the end of ten years the of his experience. Minot Correspond- ' othr KUrrh only U ounnw eme prtco a4 total Income from that orchard was ence Duluth Herald. DEFIANCE 18 SUPERIOR OUALITY. W. N. U., Salt Lake City, No. 52, 1996. 69,952. The land originally cost 665 an acre, and an additional 145 an acre for clearing and planting. Seattle Post-- I ntelligencer. NOT LOOKING Mr. Blanks Suit 8l ST. JACOBS Penetrates to. the Spot Right on tne dot. Price, 23c and 30c OGGCCCOCGGCCGCOGOOOOOO Searrsn of Mature Age. Lord Charles Beresford, who has Just' been given the highest sea command In the British navy, with tb rank of admiral. Is In his sixty-firs- t fear. Admiral Bosanquet, who relln qulshes the particular service squadron, Is 63, or a year older than any American officer on the active list. The new commander of the Medlter-aneastation, Sir Charles Drury, is 17. Vice Admiral Curzon-Howe- , the sew head of the Atlantic fleet, Is 66. The chief of the new home fleet, Rear Admiral Bridgman, who is 5S, did not reach his present rank until he was 5. Prince Louis of Battenberg, sec-sain command of the Mediterranean iijuadron, Is 62. Farragut was 60 ears of age before he obtained flag ank and 61 when he fought his greatest battle. :&m prtor wL sonts n tten I done wire the The American Adder. adder may measure feet In length and about six Inches Iround the thickest part of its body movements are sluggish, and of nurse the universal idea prevailing mong the natives of this country that Is capable of transferring its head om one extremity to the other once very six months is due simply to The fact Is that the tail of tls snake does not terminate in a olnt aa with ophidians generally, but stumpy and resembles the head 'so kuch that it is difficult for an situated at a distance of a few hrds to distinguish the one from the rher, hence the story of its being tbe fallacy of which no lntelll-n- t observer could fall to detect. he Pioneer. A Iwo full-grow- n p iitrabl water Grind freshly xeeloth farina boiling The Cover the fire , two-leade- A Great Outside Remedy. ind add I Most pains are of local origin a sugar. trick in tbe back, a twinge of rheustrain matism, a soreness all over arising :old add lorn a cold are all cured by outside ;. Tura plications. The quickest, safest and turning lest certain method Is Allcock's i froxea Serve le cupa ie qua tend to a put U t taster, known the world over as a liversal remedy for pain. They never ll, they act promptly, they are clean Id cheap. You can go right ahead th your work while the healing pro-sgoes on. Sixty years use has a ken them a great reputation. Hat Star Worn by Columbus. tret lit is not generally known that the om, Jsignia of the Golden Fleeec d rata upon the first duke of Welling-warota that actually worn by Colum-I- , ha and, as a special mark of Spains )u!d itltude, this insignia was made arm fredltary, so that the present duke baa the proud possessor of the star that bra by tbe discoverer jof America. con-pre- a salt. Important to Mothers, lawfully trrrj bottle of CASTOMA. nfe end lure remedy for infante end children, In r -- la that it In- tr the mature of tever rh a Uv iha la Pie For Over 30 Yraie. The kind Tun Uave Aiwiyi Hou-i- u. To Abolish the Cuirass. French ministry has darided abolish the cuirass. There are in Iments of cuirassier in the French ny. The weapon has been famous a hundred years, and its traditions to Worth are among q Austerlita most glorious of the French army. The ny Teachers' Books Barred, he New York city board of educa-has derided to prohibit the use of text book prepared by teachers the citys employ. This will bar trade's Grammar and Doracblo'a Only one member ig Collection. be board voted against this action. Cheap Sterilization. sta made in France indicate that cr can be sterilised with ozone at cost of about a cent and a half every one thousand gallons, when procesa is carried on on a large . FOR ADVICE. one-side- Mr. Blank aBked Mrs. Blank to go with him to a tailor's to help him select the material for a suit He never by any chance takes his wifes advice on the matter of clothes, so he has her go with him merely to show him what to avoid apparently. It la a Journey that they undertake, however, and has so grown to be a tradition in the family that Mrs. Blank put on her best hat with plumes in It and went along this day without a murmur. Kn route she began to tell her better half certain troubles of her own. "I would get a suit, too, she said, "If I could find anything that would do. I am undecided whether to go to a tailor, a dressmaker or a shop for it; whether to have broadcloth or velvet, whether to have a strictly tailored suit or a dressy one; whether to have blue or black or gray or mixed goods. Once these slight difficult ies are decided I shall order the suit Immediately. "Just like a woman, said Mr. Bluuk. Never could make up her mind about even a small thing like something to wear. I won't be five minutes selecting my clothes. Just watch me. Mr. aud Mrs. Blank walked Into the shop and the former greeted the proprietor cordially. "I want to see some suitings," he said. "Something proper for a business suit, and yet neat, so that when it Is worn In the afternoons it will not look out of place. Then he walked over to a table and piled with rolls of worsteds placed his hand on one. This is what I want, he said. It was really a beautiful piece of goods blue, with a white line in it, of an especially desirable shade, and an unusual but attractive pattern. Mrs. Blank had come to the table and was looking at the goods estat-icallO, Charles, that won't do for you at all, she said. "Why not?" asked Mr. Blank, Impatiently. Because blue lsut becoming to you. "Nonsense; anything is becoming to a man. "No, It isn't; and besides, you have had three blue suits lately.. "So I have, and I recollect now that yon told me on several occasions I looked very well in them." "But they were plain blue. This has a white line In it. It's the white line that makes the difference." The tailor started to speak, and met a glance from Mrs. Blank which effectually gave him pause. Now, here, went on Mrs. Blank, is a beautiful piece of goods. It will make you a handsome and durable suit. It will wear better than the other, not be as likely to fade, and is preferable in every way. Tbe tailor started to speak, and was stopped by a ferocious glance from Mrs. Blank that 'was worse than the first. "I like the blue, declared Mr. Blank. Insisted Mrs. "No, you do not. it would take the color out jBInnk, Return In Age to Childhood. of your eyes. Attention has recently been called "Ridiculous! "It Isn't ridiculous at all. It Is to the curious fact that the shells of true. That brown would Just chime certain animals, such as cephalopoda, fn with your complexion, and would brachipods and some bivalves, are rommonly marked by retrogressive be most piquant. The old Mr. Blank squirmed at the adjec- changes as age advances. tive. lie is not used taking Mrs. man returns to second childhood In Blank's advice, as was said before, mind and body, states a at Washington, "and tbe but she seemed so earnest this time, scientist In old so frantically earnest, that she made shell of the eephalopod has. however distinct and highly ornaage, an Impression upon him, and he demental the adult, very close resemcided upon the brown. blance to its own young." Two hours later Mrs. Blank apI Bull Was Up to Date. peared at the tailor shop again. want to buy from you eight yards "Good gracious. said the woman of that blue material tny husband chauffeur, "that bull seems awfully looked at this morning." angry, doesn't he? "Its your red automobile, ma'am,' The tailor stared. "It's this way, "I have explained the farmer. said Mrs. Blank, defiantly. She flushed and bit her lip. been trying for two months to decide 1904 "I know It Is an upon a suit, and the moment I saw that goods I knew It was the thing model, she murmured, "but whod of m.v dreams, the material 1 had have thought a stupid old country bull most wanted all my life. It is far would notice that? and away the prettiest goods 1 have Hows This? ever seen, and 1 want to take it to my W offer On lliinilrurt TMItr Reward for any f atarrb tint cnuiiut b curs'd bjr liana tailor and have him begin on what Catarrh tli r. be the swaggerest will rertulnly P. CHENET CO., Toledo. O. we. the tndrrtv;n?l. Iwv known K. J. Ciieury Jt will lie frock 1 have ever had. and believe blui perfectly bon or. fnrihit entitle in nil triiinilon nud perftntl.v ripping. bl tore rry oi.t any tihlKtiin made by financially hi firm. "1 hope you don't think I was very Waj imxo. Kisman Marvin, Wholesale JruKuia, Toledo. O. to horrid said Mrs. my husband, TUll'a Catarrh Cure U taken Internally, anlii the blood and ntucoti aurfaue of die Blank, with her sweetest smile. "I Jlrerlly upon Byaiein, leailfnonlitit aeut free, iTtoei&tcoU par really wasn't, you know. It doesn't bottle, bold by all Pnnriflata. Take Rail's family Pint frcrtntipatlon. make any difference what he wears, brown material would do and that Famous Band Leader Dead. Just as well for hint as this. In a Prof. Ixmis the first dimatter of any Importance I would rector of the Schneider, Marine land in Washdeny myself for him, but this" ington and the leader of the Imperial The tailor murmured something band, which was at the surrender of about Mr. Blank's sensations when he Sedan, has just died In New York. saw Ills wife in her new suit. He received decorations from Na"He'll never recognize It," replied poleon III., from the king of Italy, the that lady, Imperturbably. "He will king of Belgium and Tope Leo XIII. never know It again. When 1 before him in It I will tell him Dresses of Precious Metals. he helped nte selert It, and he will The women of Sumatra wear costly never remembed this Incident at nil. dresses, many of them being made of Good by." Haiti more News. puro gold and silver. After the metal la mined and smelted, It la formed Into a fine wire, which Is woven into Mr. Marden. Appreciated cloth and afterward used for dresses. A resident of Mt. Vernon, N. H A. Marden, the United where George TO ITItlC A 01.0 IS ONE DAT Ul IMU Oiilmn, TaD'ctt, Urns- States sub treasurer at Boston, rusti- Tk I.AXATIVK tr II f nim lo rur. k. ffiititl ttioii ft cates In the good old summer time isliUVKS Ktfimiur la oo cli toot, tte, and Is the observed of all observers He who envies the happiness of othvua explaining to his little daughter how England had a king and Germany ers will never be happy. an emperor to look after and car for Mn. Wlnatnw'a Soothing Syrup. the people. ynrrhlirtr.1 to.itiliiK, mft.u. ih yiimi, rauw tu "We don't need uny king here, do lunoi.uua kli.tn.euMUi4wtiUk StealwlUn. we, mamma," said the little one, "for Of two grafts a politician 1 apt to aao have got Mr. Murdcn and God. grab both. semi-annu- OIL c . d Suffer DorCt nlqht long from or rheumatism. SloaoMs Luxinveivt kills the the quiets n nerves o.nd induces sleep dealers. Bostot,Ma.ss.U.SA ." til i CAPISICUM VASELINE PA1N.-ER- ICE AT pain-allayi- 6269,-140,86- SICK HEADACHE n f . olfr-tt- Fac-Sim- f ile $&&& iS,f r S well-know- ap-pe- iWhatJoyTheyBmm To Every Home : "v-- s with jcyous hearts and smiiing faces they romp and play when In health and hew concucive to health the games in which they Indulge, the outdoor life they enjoy, the cleanly, regular habits they should be taught to form and the wholesome diet of which they should partake. How tenderly their health should be preserved, net by constant medication, but by careful avoidance of every medicine of an Injurious cr objectionable nature, and if at anytime a remedial agent Is required, to assist nature, only those of known excellence should be used; remedies which are pure and wholesome and truly beneficial in effect, like the pleasant laxative remedy, Syrup of Figs, manufactured by the California Fig Syrup Co. Syrup of Figs has come into general faver in many millions of well informed families, whose estimate of its quality and excellence is based upon personal knowledge and use. Syrup of Figs has also met with the approval of physicians generally, because they knew it is wholesome, simple and gentle In its action. We Inform all reputable physicians as to the medicinal principles of Syrup of Figs, obtained, by an briginal method, from certain plants known to them to act most beneficially and presented in an agreeable syrup in which the wholesome Californian blue figs are used to promote the pleasant taste ; therefore it is not a secret remedy and hence ve are free to refer to all well informed physicians, who do not approve of patent medicines and never faver indiscriminate Please to remember and teach your children also that the genuine Syrup of Figs' always has the full name of the Company California Fig Syrup Co. plainly printed on the front of every package arid that it is for sale in bottles of one size only. If any dealer offers any other than the regular Fifty cent size, or having printed thereon the name of any other company, do not accept it. If you fail to get the genuine you will net get its beneficial effects. Every family should always have a bottle on hand, as it is equally beneficial for the parents and the children,, whenever a laxative remedy is required. n. II rw FI ST U LA?abJK DUESSFIOF Otths ItiMiusdl St srsmiosnl ittmun curio- cfnt nil a Miitna TitssvTSM S KlnUll Ir.UnillUiq None mid snt bn W0E. a .rotrr;-DVtVHrFt7:- ton o on s)i ! ,i nrS Sfnr it,, nn timt, . Mil RoyoMI Til I ttrcut, m.aiict'i. anti (ILL plispn uuni.ll mo . , '- |