Show LANGUAGE UP TO DATE Man Deplores the Growing Use of Senseless Slang These Days Im not opposed to tho Idioms of speech providing they are expressive expres-sive said the senior member of a stock hroldng firm of Philadelphia to the Record but I certainly do deplore de-plore the growing use of senseless slang I may ho oldfashioned In my fears but I predict that the time will come when pure English will be as unintelligible to the socalled upto date people as a foreign language Ill give you an example Last week tho son of an old friend of mine camo to see mo regarding some investments I had met him only once but this tho way he greeted me Hollo governor Ive been tipped that youre the main squeeze in this layout and I want you to brush me up on the game Im shouting that Id be willing to cough a few cases If you put mo wise to a deadsure thing Ive been bucking the ponies and the con artists certainly I cer-tainly trimmed me to a finish No mire for mine I want to stack up against a kid glove layout where theres a chance to cop out some si moleons1 I didnt know what he meant and excusing myself called out my stenographer This Is the I way she translnted it Good morning i I understand you aro the head of this concern and I seek advice I wish to say that I will gladly pay a commission com-mission of a few dollars for advice regarding re-garding a safe Investment I havo boon risking my money on horse races and the bookmakers cheated me so outrageously that yon may be certain I will never again gamble In that way What I seek Is a respectable channel ot speculation where there Is an opportunity op-portunity to make money |