Show NOT LOOKING FOR ADVICE Phln Had His Own Reasoni for Most Peculiar Action Somo years ago thoro lived In the Tillage of Vienna Me a man by tho name of Ihlneas Jones commonly known at Phln Among other faults Phln had an unfortunate love for Bomothlng more fiery than soda water On ono occasion ho had driven to Augusta about 20 miles distant and during his day in town had imbibed more than was good either for his equanimity or his clearness of brain Returning nt nightfall to the livery etnble where he had put up his outfit ho undertook to harness his own horse to tho delight of tho stable boys I Ho managed 1 to got the harness on after much trouble but when ho undertook un-dertook to place the hoi so between the thills ho led her In with her astonished aston-ished ftico toward tho dasher One of tho stable boys convulsed with laughter laugh-ter called out Here Plun hadnt you hotter turn your horse round Phln In no mood to brook Interference Inter-ference faced tho boy with maudlin dignity and steadying himself against tho wagonwheel replied solemnly Young man hlc praps you dont know hlc which way Im gain |