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Show Society Night Looms Large j for Bonneville! j ALT LAKF'S smart set will pay ho-mage ho-mage to "King Auto" tonight. Ron-noville Ron-noville palace tins boon prepared, with no ilttlo pains, for the big event of show week. The motor booths have been dressed over in gala aitire and a profusion of seasonable flowers and palms placed at points most advantageous for decorative i.ffoct. The whole exhibition has been heightened height-ened in appearance ir. anticipation of the coming- of the fair debutante, the matron ma-tron and the man wiih the tall hat. During the eening the Suwanee tiinf-ers. tiinf-ers. comprising fuly trained voices, will make harmony popular among the swagger swag-ger throng and after 9:30 dancing will I 1.0 In order. Manager W. D. Rishel an- bounces that ample floor space will be kept ciea.ed for all who wish to take Part in the gay swirl of dancers. Lach year society night at the show has become grander ir, spirit and greater In attendance. A record crowd is expected expect-ed for tonight. Paucity of brain matter may be the-reason the-reason why the Spark Plug could never dope out just why a "follor" who has on a vest cut out like a horseshoe, a bob-taued bob-taued coat and skin-tight pants, is in lull dress. Watch for 'era at the auto show tonitrht. Society "bugs" of all denominations are trimming their lights, today, preparatory to making a da.-u for- jaonnevii.e tnis evening. Splketalled coats, white cravats, cra-vats, peekaboo waists and cat-fur coats are in order weather conditions are ripe "lonste" turnout. Chief Barker Bill Rishel will wear "program Stuff" and many of the motor distributors will afiect the disguise that brings out the sharp points of a man's ;;natomy. .. Bow-knots and silk tassels will dangle dan-gle from the-, mighty representatives of motordom at the show tonight. The leviathans of the road will submit. The', are. "Society's Darling" and must be camouflaged for society night at Salt Lakes niftiest and most transcendent and Phantnsmagorlous auto exhibitions since the deluge. Now that the dries have won the incandescent incan-descent pennant making the . countrv fruitful for "blind piss" and lonesome stills, the auto will still continue to serve the people. If the man who flies an aeroplane i3 to be designated an "air bird" every time he is called on to fly home, why not call the car owner a "ground hog" when he takes all the road on' the run scum ing for his own bailiwick at his wife's command. com-mand. . 9 I Yesterday the Spark Plug declared a truce with himself and went to the show. Just to make it memorable ho disguised himself m a new soft collar, like the "Cholly Boys" wear, and washed his face. Unknown to the motor fans, the distributors, distribu-tors, auto clerks and accessory bar maids, he wandered around the big pavilion unmolested. un-molested. In one hour ho accumulated 1S6 basswood lead pencils, eighteen pounds of folder literature, sixteen bars of soap and took thirteen guesses at the ballbearing ballbear-ing emporiums, ail for nothin'. Then he went over to the rlace where they are demonstrating an air gun and got soaked from head to foot with smelling water said to he worth $7.2 an ounce. Spreading Spread-ing drug store essence quite freely he walked back to the city to save car fare and was chased three blocks and a half by a Spitz dog. . Watch out for "Cholly Francisco" at the auto show tonK-ht. The first chap you see, decorated in funeral togs,' with spats, collapsible hat, mauve colored gloves, goldheaded walking club and a monocle dangling from his vest well, that's him |