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Show Dentists Make Funny Mistake; All Ends Well Give Reception to Sup posed Brethren, Prove to Be Veterinarians t jOW do you do doctor! Wei I I come to our city I I Thus did Dr E A an Law chairman of the reception recep-tion committee and other Salt Lake dentists greet the gentlemen who alighted from a special train at the station here yesterday The ms tors were profoundly im pressed M ch obliged they said Ton Salt Lake folks are certainly hospit able i Now doctor said Chairman Van Law to the leader of the visitors bnng yoor whole party with us for we have arranged a sightseeing tnp through the city and a few things like that " Well said the visitor we hard ly expected to be entertained and put anybody to a lot of bother ' Say no more doctor shouted the dent sts Just come with ns So the dentists loaded the r guests into automobiles and the first number on the programme a sightseeing trip was under way Everybody seemed to be having a fine tine Tlicenvorv Ta TVTarlp When the auto nde had been pro grossing for some time the leader of the visitors leaned over to Dr Van Law and called his attention to a limping horse Evidently a severe case of the heaves remarked the visitor Now tell me doctor what treatment you us ually prescribe for an animal in that condition f Er er what did you sayt Heaves t Why really doctor I never in all my professional exponence My method has always been in terrupte 1 the visitor and I believe my theones are uphel 1 by the most learned veterinarians in the United States has been to I beg pardon said Dr Van Law but did yon say veterinarians t Yes said the visitor eying his host with somo astonishment Aren t you chaps dentists! shrle ed Van Law No was the response, we re membors of the Amencan Veterinary Medical association on oa r wai to at tend the annual convention in Oakland Cal Aren t you gentlemen veterinar anansf No, we re dentists said the crest fallen Van Law Explanations I ollow Then oxj lariat ons came local dra tists hnl plan ed to meet a special train bearing eastern and ni I Ho w nlo n d n t sts to the Dental congress n flan Iranrisco Tbey were to stop off here and be ntertanel by the Halt lake fraternity The Salt Lai o dentists went to tho depot several times and found each time that the arrival of the dentists special had been p stponnd It was late When it was finally lue, however, a sure enough special train p illcd in and the pnssungnrs r on Illy responded to the ha I doctor Meanti o tho lent sts sj oclnl was so late that It w h went on vest 1 v wa ofOgten iU t stopi g n Hn t T nko at all Tip lontl ti fn 1 1 i o t o d n nro t was their n rl lip n I f n ling the ce a n rgc n or c 1 (,' ag ocable guests and being good sports thev K e the etc Inar fe ns II the 0 te t e t th ba 1 1 1 ne 1 fo the 1 Mk A nl e nf t I n p le tn le pn p w tl r nnr u f tl n h at it t "I t o J groat, not the veterinary oonciava I |