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Show Ash Wetlnopday. Bo prepared for "Tho Terrible Frost" this affornoon nnd tonight. "Constructive criticism" is what Mr. Pinchot calls what other people dositf-nate dositf-nate as his fault-finding. Never mind about tho new fashions 'in spring diseases; what is to be tho now affliction in tho woman's sumnior hat? Advices from Montpclicr, Idaho, go to' show that it is also dangerous to carry fire and powder at the same time in one vehiolp. , - , Since ho has" been' visited by a dclcgn-tion dclcgn-tion of Indians, President Taft mu3' now regard himself as being as well tho "great white father." King Guslav of Sweden has just been operated upon for appendicitis. And we had always supposed that ho was by no means a wealthy man. That young lady who committed sni-cido sni-cido by going over Niagara Kails riicre-ly riicre-ly added for the moment to tho spec-tacular spec-tacular features of the cataract. Dispatches say that Wall street is c.v periencing a "period of slumps." And it is presumed thai its effeel will bo felt principally by a coterie of .chumps. Joseph F. pretends to oppose the SaR-air SaR-air franchise. We have also been told that he is opposed to polygamy. But he isn't. Ho practices it constantly. , A local Japanese has been hurt in a collision with an automobile. One by ono arc American habits taken on by the sons of the laud of cherry blossoms. A Salt Laker is reported to have com-mittcd com-mittcd suicide in San Francisco. It is significant to note that he was nut of work and had no means of getting back here. H They aro now trying to blame the death of Colonel Swopc to patent medial medi-al cine. Tii that case it could not pos-H pos-H sibl.y havo been murder it was sui-cido. sui-cido. Tn that Boston court-martial it is H charged that a naval officer used bad language. Lord save us' Supposo nll of them who made the air blue occusiou-ally occusiou-ally were tried! Nows from Pittsburg to tho effect that meat prices are still rising, not-withstanding not-withstanding the boycott, simply means that the hoycottcr's bolt will be hitch-ed hitch-ed up ono more hole. A correspondent wants to know why it was that people Inughcd at a ward bishop when ho mentioned the "United Order of Enoch." Simply because "It is to laugh," we suppose. Ohio 'Republicans must view things political through bluo spectacles when thoy take a man from his place at tho pork barrel to set him to work at patch-ing patch-ing up the gaps in thoir fences. Mrs. Stowart-Pord is to again face a jury very soon. Tho lady has become so accuBtomod to doing that by this time that she may be able to stare tho next jury completely out of counlen-nnce. counlen-nnce. Hj Secretary Callbrcath of tho American Mining Congress is in "Washington to ndvocatc tho establishment of n Nation-al Nation-al Buroau of Mines. And why not, since the money of the country comes from the mines? A man refusing to give his namo ro-ported ro-ported to tho police that he had boon robbed of money, a diamond ring worth a hundred dollars, and a cigttrctto case. The presence of tho cigarette case speaks volumes. |