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Show Spring! Whewl Getting warm! Was it colli in the winter? Get busy with the big boost. Shop early and be done with it. But don't shed tho woollens yot awhile. So far, March has shown no disposl-lion disposl-lion lionize this spring. Elder .lohu S. White now knows the significance nf a prophetic r'IIttshl" Sobe people ibagidc that it's lots of fud to have a cold id the dose id the sprig tibe. Wake up, there, Mr. Mossbackl The Orphcum people are going to build a new theater. Another thing; The tabernacle choir shall go to the big Eisteddfod, to bo held at Carmarthen. Wales. Now look out for tho big American fl love feast which wilj be held on the fl evening of the seventeenth. President JIugh X Cannon of the Lib-erty Lib-erty stake of Zion should have known that it was bound to leal; out. Store clerks are entitled to havo their evenings to themselves as much as aro others who work in the day time. Any man who, on Tuesday, didn't know that "Wales was Wales beforo fl England was born" was no Welshman. Arliiur W. Hart mny bo innocent of tho charge of new polygamy; but it -will not be Arthur W. Hart who will my so. Then after we get that conduit fin-inhed fin-inhed in the moulli o'f City Creek can-yon, can-yon, lot's get the whole coiirso in the city covered up. Hj Farmers want the privilege of scll-5ng scll-5ng their products to the peo)lo with-, with-, out being taxed. And the. people would like to buy 'cm untaxed. As was proven in that recent Idaho land and irrigation fraud case, tho Mor-men Mor-men church will officially stand for everything except decency. Wonder if Elder Joseph E. Taylor -would pay The Tribune two thousand dollars if it would show that he has married two new plural wives since 18D07 Hj Brother George C. Pnrkiusou, of Oneida swindlq fame, knows very well, that ho "ditched" the people's moncj'. 11 pays to bo a Mormon stnko presi-dent. presi-dent. ' Secretary. AVilsou has said that Gif-ford Gif-ford Pinchot is a. liar.- And tho only reason -why Mr, Wilson has not heard that he is another is because Mr. Pin-fl Pin-fl chot hasn't had' a chance to speak since. Los Angeles wants to be the scene of that proposed little argument ho-tween ho-tween the Hons. Jim Jeffries and Jack i Johnson. Very well; but Salt Lake is sot quite through studying over the matter. j TItero is just a bit of gravel left in tho North Templo street conduit near Fourth West street that should be j cleaned out right away. Uigh water would wash it down into the covered nqucduot, with disastrous results. It's getting warm, too, if yon observe. |