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Show 'In Seventeen instances Did the Morning Gimlet Pail to Print the News on Tuesday As another slight .tolicii of its -unbounded esteem, Tho Tribune this morning morn-ing takes pleasure in presenting to the "Morning Gimlet." sometimes known as the Herald-Republican. Its dally parcel of exclusive Items. This morning The Tribune submits for tho thoughtful consideration con-sideration of tho "Gimlet' nnd the Jolly Dolly Dimples Juvenility, the publishers thereof, seventeen soparato and distinct Instances wherein Tho Tribune printed tho news and the "Gimlet" did not. Now, seventeen exclusive articles la considered generally a fair day's effort, but It is with no thought of boasting that The Tribune passes over this llttlo package It hns come to bo the common thing, and therefore to boast even a pardonable wee. tiny llttlo boast wero vain and useless. Nevertheless. The Tribune once more takes occasion to call the attention of hewspapor vendors ln Salt Lake. City to the undisputed fact that The Tribune Is printing the news every day. has been printing the news every day and will continue con-tinue to print the news every day. aim-lots aim-lots may como and bore their little hole; Dolly Dimples Juvenilities may como nnd chuckle' their Imbecile chatter. ,buL The Tribune's pages will be found, with an unvarying certainty, to contain tho news the dew that's fit to print, all or It. To tho ordinary newspaper seventeen beats mean something. Usually such an occurrence causes that newspaper to sit up and make a few timely observations, but It appears to bo not so with the "Gimlet." The Dolly Dimples Juvenility ceases not to awaken from their prolonged pro-longed siesta and cmergo from within. Here Is this morning's bouquet; It is-fragrant; is-fragrant; It is designed lo please, and to delight. It contains seventeen rare and' beautiful blooms, and It Is given to the "Gimlet" without hope of pay; BOLD BURGLARS LAUGH AT ATTACHMENT ORDER BOYS WHO STOLE LEAD RELEASED ON PROBATION ENJOYED THE DANCE, BUT REFUSED TO PAY FIDDLER ANNUAL MEETING OF FOREST SUPERVISORS FJ3W PUPILS ARE ABSENT WHEN SCHOOLS REOPEN IMPORTANT RULING IN INDIAN CASES REAL ESTATE MEN WILL DISCUSS LABOR QUESTION FIRST AVENUE MAN IS HELD UP AND ROBBED LUMBER PRICES STIFFEN BECAUSE OF CAR SHORTAGE BOARD APPROVES PLAN TO INSTALL LABORATORY THIEF STEALS OVERCOAT DURING CHURCH SERVICE DESERTER ATTEMPTS TO REGAIN FREEDOM IMPORTANT QUESTIONS FOR THE W00LGR0WERS NOTED HOTEL MAN ON SALT LAKE HOSTELRIES COWS ARE FOUND TO HAVE TUBERCULOSIS FARMINGT0N-ECH0 SHORT LINE NEXT SHOOTS DOCTOR, THEN TURNS GUN ON SELF |