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Show j So the nortli pole is ou the map at Hj Wo love all the Slates; but O, Mi Looks as if Iho city veins against the f count in that bridge game. fi After looking 'em all over, wo con- j dude that Americanism will do, thank you. . - Postmaster General Hitchcock has dptermincd to revise postal expenses downward. At any rule, there will be plenty of municipal tickets from which one can Hj I make a choice.- At any rate, it gives tho insurgents of the church "Republican quorum one more opportunity to insurgc. One thing about Councilman Hall's speech -was that ho threw stones at Hj 'most everybody but Councilman Hall. Besides, Zipping Zion can supply the aviation contestants the finest air on earth to fly about in, and plenty of it. IHi O, well; everybody knew that it Hj would be easy enough for the dealers H to find an excuse for raising the price IH'I ot coal. Hl And Doctor Cook has given us a H fine example of what, may be aeeom- IHfl plished b "saying nothing and saw- IHi ing wood." HI Apostle Grant was at the meeting, IHlfl too; and it was only a dread of killing H! the movement outright that prevented Hf hint from singing. IHJ Apostle SmooH's hybrid "Mouth" says that Salt Lake count funds have been well handled. 'Why not, since it got its share of the graft 7 That Seattle contest committee ap-H; ap-H; pears to have been k'o selfish thai it is a wonder they were liberal enough to hand our choir even a lemon. Hi Our bogus prophet can !t sec any- Hl thing important in the discovery of Hf iho north pole if Doctor Cook didn't find that lost tribe of Israel up there. HJ If one had threatened to throw a Hi brick for the purposo of hitting a Mor- inou high priest at the theater meet-Hfj meet-Hfj i'lgf half' the audience -.vould have dodged. .' Tnat woman who attacked her eom-Hi eom-Hi mon-Iaw husband with a ' bowie knife Hl should know that there arc other and less dangerous methods of cutting an Hn acquaintance. What tho Commercial Club means to HJ y to the aviators is that if they will como out here, next year -to tly" their races, they shall have' a nice soft lakej to fall into in case ot accident. H Chairman Lawrence of the "Citi- r.ens' " mass meeting said that tlic H new party docs not propose to be H dominated by any inner circle. Even from here we can hear the hierarchs H laughing. H Alas! there now remains only the south pole to bo discovered; and if H Colonel Itoosevclt wants to bo in t lie H , game of fame-litinting, lie had better H begin right now to pick out a set of H lurs and some dog sleds. Hi Resolutions adopted at that mass join with 4 that movement the town will at once begin to grow. No need lo furnish a cuo with Hint wc all know whore tho laugh comes in. |