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Show I! But if you are going to boost at all. do it the day before lomorrow. . Woman looks upon man as n mere 'I worm to bo caught, by the early bird. : -j .Since the New York-to-Paris nulo- mobile race began, the horses ore never out of a job. Emperor "William, seems to have prc- ferred to have an- Embassador Tower above a Hill. Mr. Taft imagines that he has com-polled com-polled all other booms to put their , tenders on behind. 5. " Anyway, what husband desires Mo sec In's wife wear the headgear of a , "Merry Widow"' f "it , One is by no means a knocker of j industry when he desires to have a smaller output of bombs. i Not all the fools -were paraded on i ... uist- T'ie season approaches J ' Vj.lPu the boat rocker will rock: t ' j .. ; Wajson heads the Populist ticket, ''j -id te Bryan men have raken their p little' dishes and gone right home. ; j ? Public improvements are making it , i so " comfortable for (he pessimist in ' SLake that, he hasirt got the cheek '"Representative Ileflin appears to be determined to make negroes temperate, cveu if ho is obliged to shoot a leak in them. I And wnen it comes to desired legis- latiou, it looks as if the Democrats , are the only friends tho President lias in Cougrcss. . From all appearances, it is going to takr; Cougrcss ud long lo revise the ' tariff as it does a woman to buy n yard of ribbon.-Sehmitz ribbon.-Sehmitz is out of jail, and also out j Of a job. Here is an opportunity for J practical and helpful expression of maudlin sympathy, ."Rest and quiet -are commanded by I Mr, llooscvelt's physician. Yes; but i will lhc distinguished patient find it possible lo keep quiet and give us a 4 About the only slip-ups that may J occur at this conference are those caused by the banana peels that oiir visitors sometimes throw on the side s' ; t Some married men may stay away j j f.m homc late ac nil't; but the wives r J shom remember that they encouraged t,iem to do the same before thev were 5 ' married. ) . "T,,e "lost unfortunate trait of the; 3( anarchist is his determination to be V 3 'ftc'n scri"3ly." says the Washiugton ' Well, it'matters not, .how, mat: H, 3 so he .is taken. I fflr - Very diffcren"tb- do thev do things IF- .,q Japan. A banker robbed his iusti- . u tution, nud several thousand of his de- , M Tiositors immediately requested him to L ' eolnmit suicide. H e v . H )') ' . ,&toTest in the' Hill affair is en- m t hanced by a certain mysle0- aa to ex- 2 iy lvllat Elar.ted it," suggeBts a con- 'J C"!P0' B-v this time it begins lo m fj look, like" the far-seeing enterprise of l eapable press agent, 'V v -.' " K- I ' : ; Uurin-tarKctt practice :.f Madalenu blown off; hut it is anticipated tlmt 1 the disturbance was fur less fhan will : be experienced when the big-gun critics begin to shooc oil' their muzJos. |