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Show -. "Doru on you your first mustache. ' ij JCalu rally, the crook should ffcl' the Hfl 1 hot,lc' In preparing charges, look out for i'jjf " llnrebacks. i ' JDq not hug a delusion excopt, of . Ij course bj' her permission, i; & n Kcincinbcr that the lid is not ill- .' tended to cover the boost. Jtll , Even if Admiral Evans be a little Yilff. roiled, his remarks aro merely curs- onv II, J i Too much sitting und too much kneel !' ing. lioth ncceasitale the wearing of mi patches. :j , Many a man who lias asked for pie h has received a slonc in tho cherry jf! variety, jjr , Our weather man has just now be- , 'W come extremely' unpopular with the ,. ;'- grip geriru u1 l,1 T sPeaH in 'lc vernacular of tho H street, make a noise like.suwing wood. Ht ll But only when awake. H: '-Tu tlic language of the modiste, if KL ' you hear an order for scalloped oys- xuu tcrs, you have not far to look for the j -'I if Sored lobster. K i 1 We would not object to . hearing HB ' Apostle Grant sing to the uccompani- flj A ' incut of a boiler factory out' of those- Hb j. very largo ones. y Governor Hughes has at least dem- RE , onstratcd Ifaw visibly affected other Bn . candidates could become when ho Hl .j I hie rely said "yes.'5 j ''. Wn uianui'acturers of phonographs Kfl f ; slipuld expend so much oll'ort in ndver- HgJj tising their machiucs is a mystery. Hg !! rfne,y should speak for themselves. Ht "J I - AuyT-a3 ihe girl who did not rc- Hlt ( I- ceivc a proposal while out automobile i " jidiug will declare that she found n i ' th'ere. was something wrong with llie H3 ', sparker. Iv- 'ortblyou is said to have expressed I . . a'clesire togo higher up. There are I ' : ' . .indications that he lias planted one R ! '., ' thaVwill be set off in time to do the H" ; ; brsiness. f ff :r , 4 .After having read the President's .message, Mr. Bryap may. not desire to V jf f be underatoocl as' complimenting the l-f PrcAidcut when he says: ''Them's my icniinients. ' 5 f . . ,Whcn your, wife asks jou for mpney, If fl? 3-0 J C to smoking one of those ') ' 1 igare she gave to you for Christmas. $f- dElsey 'you will be unable to protest JljBj Ihift'.you haven't got a sceni. mj $ .'oroons who are out of work, and Vlri ' aro a 1'te 3oubtful where vJi rfe;jacxt meal iso'rriiug frbm, vili be I Hi jf'l ' " ' interested in tho annpuuecment that Hjifl I tiicre are big rodirctiuiiB in the prices Hj I . ftf automobiles. Hjj 1 . jiis friends insist that Secretary 1 -' (Taft has started after it. and that h,e Hj; :1 '. . .'is. fiurely going to get it, Opponents agree with them', except as to Jocali- Hbj vm ty.'tlescribiag this hs the point whe'ro Bl'l !-fi1' "5rs -F0 mostly worn. B.j J if 1? tfho' tUsad.vantage ; about attemptjng" HIfk t0 Uy rea' ow.u6r3 of street car. transfers, by means of facial illustrations illustra-tions printed thereon, lies in the two facts that tlmro is the wait for connection con-nection and that age is only a mat-tor mat-tor of time. |