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Show Tie litis been a brotber to .you lon f enough. i Don 'f. blamo ;i man for bciiiff a c'Jam j lu's wifo makes him shut up. j ' Our bi fleet is carrying- uo chip on jl,; its shoulder, but it could be vcry.soou j I put Uicre, jig The attitude of the nations is that fa fi " they will preserve peace if the' havo g io light for it. m i But in turning over those new leaves, H , be very careful to avoid .having three p . sheets in the wind. fflf The days arc getting longer, giving MK to you more time iu which to look 'Jll pleasant and boost. ml '5ut eternally holding your uoso on Bf ihc grin ds to no will not necessarily W sharpen your wild. B' As to fccliug touched, you should jgj specify as to whether at tho heart or M i in the pocket-book. M' Also, the resolutions which are made mm a week or so after 2s cw Year's somc- fc times stick the longer. M Ueing so situated iu many other re-j jl spects, the medical profession desire to j Jj be at sea in the uavy. j Wk It 's all .Very well to be clothed in I M righteousness if it fits; but be sure to ! m also wear trousers and thiops. j m Ueating about the bush is not al- jl ways to bo commended; but if thereby you may be able to escape the grip, fa beat away. H w A millionaires ' club of New York a $lias endorsed Mr. Taft; Ijut the Secre- 9 tary of War "is not parading the fact as 1 a part of his boom. 9 Fast I rains between Xew York and W Chicago Jiave added an hour to the H schedule; which is to say that they do m not now arrive sixty minutes late, j However, the cashiers' checks arc no jU longer looked upon as being just as 1 good as the cash, because people fail i to see any further need for theni, jg Ln whatever light lie regards the pro- I posal to pension ex-Presidents Mr. Bryau tould make sonic suggestions as M to the welfare of alinost-l'residcuts. H It will be noticed, however, that in II any instance of trouble with Japan, she lM does not go so far as to recall her cili-jfl cili-jfl zens from the offending community. I London Punch describes how to tell H a .fake. From the way it reads, it ap- ! ' pears that Mnrk Twain mugt havo stuffed 'cm when ho was over there. jfl Tom Lawson is bound ' to achieve jfl distinction of some kind, ho being now H "the only man left iu the country who H still thinks Ifooscvelt should be rc- H elected. . v H There can be no harm in praying for things that never comes to pass, as you I will 'observe in the prayer of tho Okla- H homa pastor thrit Bryau shall be our IB Suct President. IB fay Irwin wants to play Ophelia to II Eddie Foy'a llamlct. In the atatutc books thero is written no law againrt it; but it might; provoke appeals to some of tho unwritten kiuds, |
