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Show have mmt to m ait Undertaker Tell m Troubles, j Has Learned That One Caii not Always Go by Ap.fP pearances. 9 St. Louis People Sephvined too sJ of Their Loved, One to BMtl? tho Mortician. U Many persons lmaglur- , , J!? taker looks glum ilmplv a. r rrt"lfcllfi business, but there ! r al a ZMW reason than thl. So .,1B a ruial!l dertaker on West Tempi- jijl "Glum? Well, I shr.-jld tank v wfll you will not wonder wh-i I r. iteae3ll of cases which happf r.. 1 t,. mc ttTbS'l few day. You see the v "t-yl such chancen on getting his iutty d3l hlfl work Ih almost a ramb uilliuHP many disappointment In j h-' ."il1, cauee the sad exprn,.Ju fj .r - J.tfB nont on the undertak' i s fa. ii -39u nympnthetlc pontons u.iuk .s ih6 mtfoWr his mournful occupation xm ' Bills Grow With Grass. L, "The man he ork-i f. r Is 0 u UwU therefore cannot b ryti, a 4 f JViS good on bills which Ui Y tlrtSari refuse to pay. Tho und rtikrr butaJj sldcratc and sympathcu fc tirp -.jigS not like to iac weeping f,rr.!"'s wjiuAl bill for expinse before tlr I .(' etdW' fairly under ground, ar 1 whs- t.' nMl has begun to grow on tie si rtl im"! la remarkable how d)k i..r Mil li?i those In debt for It. ami hjv, uTt.i undertaker appears In his d-n'r j Sb' favors past. Hi "The undertaker has to !o k r 't ffr imAa and In order to avoid a pcisltV I , itHF. to make tho sorrowing on U. itC' things as thoy may afterward br dbii'ijT: pay for. This was tiv tr.otUc xv" 'iiMit tuated me a few da3 ig) shabbily-dressed young w.:iu- iui my place of bu?lne3. ji Customers From Wyoming. "They Informed mo tit, y.tr frJ Wyoming, natives of a Uu'-1 tr bjB big enough to put on tV ma" 7fcl, lie golher with their shahln an xzz im elded me as to my cuure. ct ad' 1 fflj "I took them to rm dl -Ia of euijS' and showed them tr cheapest 1 hvm giving Its virtues with nu'p crirj.luiB as I felt that the rustcn'rs b',r 1MB woro hardly desirable and mid 'ntia ( expense of the entire bjriu to r IjjmF, ' 'Haven't you Homnhr.K I it tip this?' one of them linked 'M " ' Oh. yes.' I salJ. tbn 1..01V them something bettor. " 'Haven't you aomoilnrg e'u' sho Insisted. a1! "Again 1 exhibited a Icn-r t mF- " 'Nothing belter?' "At this I became alirnu! "s 1 V suro from the general apr irir JW women that they coal l aCfmlt tv 'IjB? "'"This is the boat I h- v " I ig then, feeling sure thut or c.r"K'r tfF startle them, added. Thla c " " 'All right.' eald one of tL - la the best you ha I will t-Ve 1U1W1 want the best for father that I ia P'jfK Produced a Roll. SM "With that she took a rod of !-' of her purse that mair my 1 c'iJK, out an Inch, and with tho anr -tr separated .from the I'Jlk a ltttlo bills which rcprrfctii'd t!'f "When they were I ,' -V!f and bumped my head - n U bn might havo sold llum tin l j) groaned. i.vSK "And It was true. TT- "ljM? young women bought the f ! , monument to go over ttm t. ' l'l.JMI'. seems that tho old m.m J,T,t',1 uSb $750. COO. Next lime 1 am r 2 ' 'gW chances on going lr.tu c' bt IBj Still Worse Luck. E "That was a pretty lusl r t luf but I had one which riu v. fc ' J A young fellow died h. c tji t " JTJL; In St. LoulB. This h.iri-r"i tlmo ago. His brother ,t-Kjm by saying to take cuic of fi. - ?xr Hhlp It out to him. c o 1 i ,,TMZ after embalming th b d r r i 1 'Am, In clothes which coi Ji' nyjMu casket costing 1116. I ft tv,o rn'.-mT fares to St. Louis. wUc 1 t Then I sent word to the br ! r fl!m boy's body would arrlv at a u .S, stating the bill. I t prrtt taining my fee. for ire ol (. died leaving about l r,i W 'As soon as uic - , , asasri Louis, the brother f " '0 ' . JMt attempted to get it. ' ijMk was sent c. o. d., and f - v.rsIjMs It only by paying h rr. tBi heard thto he clalnv-J tMM 1 kJB too high and that he woj.1 r 1 gm.( Replovined the Body JW "Ho consulted a 'ar r a-1 $jMJ they went before a Ju?ti ' ,a A and obtained a replevin. Arm j rf ) they went to the depot arJ ' usriMl body. They then .str rv , , ."Jisjli from the coffin and P v-l v , K ' they had ready for V'1 1 V 1 ' this was done tjw J rtftH my casket and the clotn-.' 3JPt to tako It. . , , M r t Wmt "Of course the bod:, t 1 f ictll unburled. o th fun.-wl V I, consulted a law firm r.r. bbb, a supposedly good, rtliu " -Louis, this Ann requlnr g a JR, $35 at once. I er.t fR1 then hopefully wallf'd,r,t ;; W Lawyers Sold Out "And I am still f.'i -il hope now. for I havj r-u that law firm since- I ' aV Louis firm and cov.r.J ' -f o that my former ' 4 t JgBt agreement with the brot r ' M Hon of a certain wm j fW the dead man's estfl'r r i 9R That the brother W '; , , ; , and consequently 1 : w . fJfML money for me to PHrui , m ' That case cost nw ' : 5-SK wn through with It. and t m for expense. . ; , VjrSl "That Is the "V0"., ' 'fuM! fled in saying that il bn , u J of undertaking n "rJMC one recreation for f, r ,4$ tlon which iw H1,,. I" tJ bump of patience and" ifMfc wonder we look . W |