Salt Lake Tribune | 1904-07-02 | Page 4 | Spice

SPICE. Mistress If you want eggs to keep they must be laid in a cool place. Bridget Ol'll mlntlon It to the hens at wanst mum London Tlt-Blts. BInks Don't you think Harduppo has quite a breezy way with him? Winks Yes, especially when he blows Into your office trying to raise the wind on p. draft. Town Topics. t Miss McCall You weren't at church this morning. Miss Swellman No, it was so awfully rainy. Miss McCall Yes, but It was an Improvement Im-provement upon yesterday. Wasn't that an awful storm wo had yesterday afternoon? after-noon? Miss Swellman Yes, and I went out and played golf In It. It wa3 really quite exhilarating ex-hilarating and novel. Philadelphia Press. At the Restaurant. Tho Curious One I suppose you have lots of married couples como In here and couples that aro not married? Walter Oh, yes. "And how do you tell ono class from tho other?" "The man who brings In his wife says: 'I'm going to have steak, Mary; what do you want?" When the woman Is not his wife the man asks: 'What aro you going to have?" Boston Transcript.