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Show The Razor Crank. "A man may bo qulto rational and reasonable rea-sonable In all ordinary affairs and vet bo qulto dairy on tho subject of razors,"" said the barber. "I havo ono customer, for Instojico. who keeps six razors here one for every day In tho week that a man Is supposed to get shaved and pays mo to hone them every week Some mornings I havo to try them all on him before ho stops grumbling, and oven then may havo to use ono of my own ruzors. At other times ho will ordor mo to uso the eamo razor for a woke or two. I can't fool him by changing It, cither "Another customer who comes in onlv for an occasional shavo talked to mo for six months about tho lino razor he hud at home, I told him that as wc soomed to havo none In tho shop to suit him I should bo obliged If ho would bring It around for mo to look at. Ho did. Well, nlr, It was a meatax. I would as soon think of shaving a man with a carving knife. But I shaved him with It, and no never peeped." New York Press. |