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Show SPICE. Poor Feebles (about to he operated on for appendicitis Doctor, beforo you begin I wish you would send ami have our pastor, pas-tor, tho Rev. Mr. Harps, come over Dr. Cutter Certainly, If you wish It, but, ah!" "I'd like to bo opened with prayor. Life, Mr. X That plrls kcopa fldpctlnK around all tho time. Why doesn't she kcop still? His Wife Sho can't. Thero'o a mirror on each side of her. Detroit Freo Press, a Hlcko Well, old Sklnflynt has gone up. Wicks Oh, I guess you're mistaken. Hicks Not at all. His house has failed, and Wicks But I've got later news. Ho's dead. Catholic Standard and Times. "Boss,'1 said tho poor beggar. "1C you could only glvo me a llttlo help" "I'd Hko to help you, poor man," said Cholly Sophtlcy, "but I'm afraid I haven't anything about me but, wait! Can you chango a ten-dollar note?" Philadelphia Press. "Charley, dear." said young Mrs. Tom-kins, Tom-kins, "I havo done you a great Injustice." "In what way?" "I suspected you without ronson I asked several of your friends that you ro with of ovenlngs whether you knew how to play pokor. and overy ono of thorn thought a minute and said you didn't." Washington Washing-ton Star. |