Show WELL IM NOT DEAD Greeting Which Supposed Corpse Extended Ex-tended to Jflonrnorn Who Came to Attend Funeral GIrardvllle Pa May 7 The mourners who same to attend the u neral of William Taylor found the man who was supposed to be dead sitting on the porch of his homo alive and healthy reading a newspaper I Hello Taylor said one of the mourners who carried a sheaf of wheat and a bouquet of lilies we thought you were dead Hows this naked another mourner who was dressed In black and was staggering under time weight of an anchor of carnations Well Im not dead < reEpontted Taylor Far from It Im the liveliest live-liest corpse you ever saw But come inside and havo dinner In stepped the funeral party A feast was spread and the house of mourning became a house of joy The Jlowors which had been bought for the casket smiled happily upon the banquet table Explanations which failed to explain ex-plain followed The mourners had reftd the obituary notice in the country newspapers and come to attend the funeral fu-neral 1 How the notice got fn the papers Taylor is endeavoring to learn |