Show SPICE I j Uncle John said little Emily do you know that a biby that was fed on elephants ele-phants week milk gained twenty pounds In a I weekNonsense1 exclaimed Uncle John and I then asked Whoso baby wasi It It was tho elephants baby replied llttlo Emily Our Dumb Animals N 1 I Tho young author was reading from his manuscript At this he read Maude Do Vero drew herself up Where did she get tho pulley asked the caustic critic Chicago Post eG f lT can soil you a much better cigar for a dolla more said lie dealer I dola these No replied the lady I want for my lushamlR 1 Christmas present and 1 they must bo bad RO that ho may have his usual joke Philadelphia North American melcan S S Horace Mann the famous educator was sitting ono evening In his study when an insane man rushed Into tIm room and chrtlIcncc11liinto I fight I XT lor tllritt f rvjknlTstfl T I To1in 11 Aiv aear jeiiow repncu ivir juauii would glvo mo great pleasuie to accommodate accom-modate you bUll cant do It tho ortdu are so unfair I am a Mann by nnm and n man by nature two against one l do to fight v ould never tght Oh come ahead I the Insane man answered an-swered I am a man and a man beside myself Lot us four 0 have 3 fight Mr Sophtle Well Willie your sister has given herself to me for a Christmas present What do you think of that Willie Huh Thats what she done fur YHleHuh Mr Brown last year an he gcv her back beforo Easter Ill bet youll do the same I Philadelphia RecordS I Record-S I 0 Will Judd who travels for the A r I Hwrwi company says the Alchlson Globe was to have been married today I lo K Miss Brlslow daughter of a hotelkeeper hotel-keeper at Kiowa Kan IHS Urlsion ran awav with another mini lat Sunday Mr wih Judd Is a very clever young man and has bcDT with Ilarwl for years He la 26 wIh that Klown I years old It Is surprising i pill should run away to avoid marrying an Atchison mnn But an Atchison man who cannot lint a wife In Atchlson I do serves some sort of humiliation Mr Juou arrived In the city last night and at noon arrive cly Neb where hits I today went to Dawson hil parents reside lie has been given a vacation va-cation unlll tho first of tho year HH friends around tho Harwl sloro say he l 1 all broken up I S S a I There Is much lo be said on both sides I I f when two women are talking ocr tlc back fence Chicago News l I |