Salt Lake Tribune | 1900-03-11 | Page 12 | Spice

SPICE I Albert Edward Mamma here arc the bills for the month Mrs VtttlnEddle I told you I didnt want to look at that horrid butchers bill New York Press 000 Ah yes sighed the artist I am com pelled to paint to keep tho wolf from my door Oh exclaimed I the critic then you aro going to hang the picture outside arc youClticago Tlm sHcrald S o S Thoy ay that the Canadian sleeping girl Is awake now for good How long did she elecp Six weeks at a stretch Did she snore I dunno She only spoke onco during her longest imp What did she say 1M my nightcap on straight Cleveland Plain Dealer Now Dick dont you want to give up I taking sugar with your medicine during Lent No ma but I tell you what Ill give I up tnklu the mcdclne Indianapolis Journal S S a lIE MISSED OMAR KIIAYYAM Von should have sono with me to hear the Peralaji Garden dear chirped Mrs BIrd when she found her husband still nt home the night of thut concert und ho looked ns If he had smoked too many strong clears In her absence Humph Ive sworn off from Persian and Egyptian und ull sorts of gardens I I since the Midway closed But this would have Interested you I alto asserted It wns Oriental In semi I meat and music und so poetic Omar I Khayyam must hove written It to please I sonic mens club Didnt you ever hear thoM I titles of some of the songs and rectta i I lions t I No what were they he asked with some show of languid Interest I cant remember but two replied his wife musingly One wns The Earthly I 1 Drinks Men Sot Their Hearts Upon and i the other was Th Bruised Mint That From Our Cups Throw I j 1 VlmtH thut Cant wo go tomorrow night No Indeed sir This was 0il5 nlshri 1 only Your chance Is bno until next viT t l terOmaha WorldHerald J