Show Bits OF COLOR SONG OF THE CHANGELING I Im a fool about Thanksgiving For 0 crazy rrhi11cslvlng I But thero Is no Joy in living When a fellow has i to woik For a solid week thereafter Eating turkey forty styles And he loxis all his laughter I As he curses JBrldgeiu wiles I j When at flrsl the flftfcnpoumlcr1 I hi escorted to the board I I Ami begins to lop and iloundor 1 As tis Htnbbed and sliced and gored Hlcc ali Under doddles grateful carving orel WIillu our I mother looks askance I I Then each famIly member starving j WnntH 10 lake a Juicy llrlnS 11he succeeding day the slices Arcnl particularly bad I As a hungry follow splices With Ito meat ho Isnt sad But ho looks a trifle Bal I trile tred When of dinner fine hen dreamed And ho wants tho lady tired Ired I Who brings In moro turkey creamed I nos sum that IB tho ending So hIs fading hopes renew But despair alas heartrending On she brings time lurkev slew 1 Then to atari the Sum mmdii v dinner In she troto some turltcy soup I I Fiend Incarnate llclll Incallll kitchen winner r He emits In ono last whoop I ENVOI An a knocker Im vorso than a cobbler But si turkeys a bird without end Ant the next tlmo cook roasts n big gob bler Ill go oul to dine with I n friend WHATS BRED IN THE BONE Some women cry because their husbamln cant give thcpi party clothes hu more weep because their husbands make them wear too many Soma women are so extravagant thai they spend r for a handkerchief find dont think It I loo much to blow In Mrtn would spend their coin Just a fool 0 ishly as a woman If they didnt always havo to figure on a llttlo gotnway mom A few new dope needles and a bunch oC funerals will improve any small town Will I AWED Sf7 Mary Ann I Father Pat Dig lip now If ycz please Fur overcoats Ill tell c7 Ill 1 wont see Oirlsh freeze So Pn l he bought thlm an his plan His Iuvely wife t tease Look here ho srr L I Mary Ann Yez AVlll see Olrlwh Frieze THE FAST MALE Im so proud of John said the sweet young thin who wore a rainy day skirl ant CU Innocent expression lies saving half ho makes Only yesterday ho told mo hofl put n In iho Onyx Bank Then tho other woman who had been west oC Main street guffawed many limes and 1 when John got homo that evening there AVIH a little something to clean Moral Its a wIse guy who chews cloves S 0 9 ASHES A lilllo story very local and very true Thf > conversations were overheard by a lion Id newripaper man and a clover partner part-ner You cin rccopnlxo tho people If you think a moment Time names used are let le-t but tho real ones it Is hoped Alll bo published soon The conservatory Is l substituted for tho nlaco tho conAcri I tion took place in 1 rlaco Is for several reasons mainly because oAery wollrcgu haLed love story must havo a conservatory conserva-tory In It somewhere and because a description de-scription of the real place would bo practically prac-tically an announcement That was lovely but so short Sousa Is eru M ho makes you dance so hard I Dont blame him Gladys Its that orchestra or-chestra How prolly sho Is exclaimed one chaperon to another as the young people I passed rho gIrl wore a wavy gown ot Avhllc and yellow low enough to disclose her pretty throat and dimpled shoulders The fellow was a trlflo taller handsome drbonnlr but there was Just a suspicion suspi-cion of sadness In his face a mysterious little something hard to explain It In 1 natural to see them together agnllJ has been nearly three years slnci Is It that long Yes u must be though It seems but a few days apo I never quite understood 1 Ill mo see devoted to IKT was he not Another fellow 1 fel-low klmr Dick tent away something of that Yes I believe so I really think ho loved her Phil Maynard seemed more to her lasio or also hu money did She soon tired of him go dissipated you know Tho people In question had arrived at time I entrance of tho Indoor garden It was tilled with palniK and ferns and other verdure and Limo sweet odor of numberless number-less blossoms billed the air Tho clamor rHleelod from the hal furnished tho only light thai penerated tho cosy HUla retreat That HintIls pink said Fen ton Dick Fen ton AVUS his mime Goo how can anytning smcii puma or blue or green or How you women are degenerating Everybody cows that every color has a smell and every smell a color but AVO wont discuss time matter AVO havent timeWont Wont you ho seated ho added pointIng point-Ing to a divan arranged behind some palms Why1 Arent wo going right back Im awfully tired I and dont caro to dance next lime lots pit It 011 Just as you gay It doesnt make n 3 nnrtlilu of difference to me Perhaps 1 shouldnt havo como hero tonight but I did want to sec you before I left and our llttlo tctcatoto at the reception wasnt half long enough How did you guess Gladys please be yourself That blaso air Is so unbecoming Little girl you know how I love you Please dont Wilh all tho best love a follow can But Yes I know Its rather abrupl my na ture I want a final answer qsralght I and you must glvo It to mo Once beforo I told you how 1 adorcll you Tho old love has only grown with time nndo Oh Dick you must stop I mustnt listen Gladys IAe got a little Ie n lte moro money than I had th Dick shame Do you think that was what AVhatOf Of course Oh I must toll you It was nothing but a little foolishness that made mo go 10 AAlth Phi I thought 1 was Jilted our mutual rll loud Miss Livingston and I couldnt slnnd It Dick dear 1 I never knew how much I dh euro for you until untl you hurt mo by your attentions to her And do you euro for mu Btlll little sweetheart Htl Htto WHH all my heart DearMl Sho nestled In his arms her check jipitlnsl hhi houklcr and ho wns smothering her wlllx kloses o o Pardon me but liave you seen Miss Foreman said a Aolco In Ihe hull Oil lhal dance lo over and Iunct 01 my part nCI Is looking I for me How uncivil oC him but Dick dear come to mo when the music titopw Sho took his arm and they were met at the door by a wildly excited youth with plastered hulr and n receding chin Oh Miss Foreman be exclaimed I have been looking everywhere for you Ah exeuso me Mr Fcnlon 1 but there Is something on your shoulder ashes 1 pr sumo Yes ashes said Dick and Gladys blushed TOD Glnlg |