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lost losta a hand lost th game too He is do de to establish closer relations ns with tim th South Am an he has challenged tim th diplo diplomats diplomats mats to a grand match he will take thim aU all on at Th Ministers iv Chile Peru Argentine Br zU r guay an have hurrIedly left town Th Turkish Min lIin t iter ter ha a aked ked to be e relieved an have his head cut off He says he prefers to todie tocie die cie at home Th Is very much pleased at tim th of Os Oscar Oscar car tim th Joynt as I dure duie He thinks he can make wan an eighty eight pounds be tim th time th 1 iv th Czar ills his So Sc ye see no alsy aisy thing fr th darlin 1 Iv c cort orts to do business a around this new ui tI l ome lv Iv that part part l iv our Aijo S Ston Xon race that g C its vote yote counted yet Hes a fine English gf tIeman iv tim th old th north iv Ireland A good man Hes what hat they call a Liberal ral England iii A Lib Liberal eral In England Is a man who believes in th same things that radical men 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