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Show t : Jj ; THE BULLETIN. BINGHAM. UTAH STAY SWEET Tou cnu take life seriously with-o- ut being a pessimist Ve Find What We Look For in This Old World of Ouri I haw r iways been looking for tb bler qualities in human beings, an have always found them. There e great souls all along the high-a-ef life, and there are great A lalltlcs even In the people whe rn common and weak to os ordV trily. .. v . brisbane THIS WEEK Divide and Rule Big Men, Light Eyes Why Go Naked? Borrowing a Blimp Mr. Green, American Federation of Labor bead, warns the miners' union not to smltfr nn ttio fail. fcfj "$ i j eration. Mr. Lew-Is- . lender of the miners, tells Mr. Green, in su-bstance, "You mind your own business." A la-bor split seems near. Union labor should consider the fable of the dying peasant who snmmonpd his sons and Artk.rBrUI.an. , h 0 w e d th,.m how they could break small sticks separately, bnt could not break them when all were tied together. Louis XI's motto, Divide et lm-pe- ("Divide and rule"), In dealing with powerful nobles, Is not un-known to the enemies of union la-bor, or Goethe's Divide and rule I Powerful word. Unite and lead I Better word. A lonely English soldier living on an Island in the Indian ocean w rote that he wanted a wife, saying, "I have hazel eyes," nothing else about himself. Already 250 English girls have offered to marry him. The 249 disappointed may find comfort in a better marriage, picking out somebody with blue eyes. It an-noys many, but it must be said that practically all the great men in his-tory had blue or gray eyes, even men from dark-eye- d races, like Na-poleon from Corsica, Caesar from Rome. To save answering questions, here is a short list: Washington, Jeffer-son, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Edison, Henry Ford. Ixok up the others. Near Tampa, Fla., a schooner loaded with men, wornen, children, on the way to establish a nudist colony in the Virgin islands, ran aground. Navigators were unwilling to sign for a nudist enterprise, afraid, perhaps, of catching cold, so the ship ran ashore. Nudism is a queer atavistic crav-ing. The human race began that way in the Garden 6f Eden, and each of us starts out as a nudist at birth. The struggle is to keep clothed thereafter. It is a strange demoralization that makes some long to run about undressed ; the more strange be-cause they look so hideously ugly. - Discouraged by Incompetence that wrecked two dirigibles, this coun-try decided that lighter than nlr machines are not necessary. It was necessary to borrow a small pri-vately owned blimp to take food to 3,000 Tangier Islanders, cut off from relief by Ice. No heavier than air plane could land there before thfr blimp, which landed easily. Mussollni threatens to leave the league if it includes a ban on oil in its sanctions. In modern war, no oil, no war. Mussolini may buy old American ships to use as float-ing gasoline storage tanks. Had he come a little sooner he could have had plenty of them at a bargain, about one thousand million dollars' worth of expensive steel floating "Junk" built when this country's foolish entrance into the World war found It unprepared. England and Russia were getting along nicely, and now the Russian envoy, LItvInoff, attending the late king's funeral, commits the British unpardonable sin. After talking with the new king, LItvInoff, Instead of expressing ad-miration for the overwhelming royal Intellect, remarked that the new kins:. Edward VIII. was M1nst a mediocre young Englishman" and repeated what the young king had said to him, something "not done." Mr. Norman' Jhoinas of the So-cialist left wing runs for President sometimes and says the "New Deal" Is leading to Fascism, a dic-tator. In Italy Socialism, and doctrines even more radical, led to the rise of Mussolini, aided by castor oil and other methods. If our dictatorship comes, some radicals will look back sadly to the good old days when you could speak your mind without be-ing shot or put to work. One man's frostbite Is another man's good news. New Jersey fruit growers say the extreme cold, frees-ln- g the ground two feet deep, will destroy orchard pests, Including the gypsy and coddling moths. The cold, which has not Injured trees, Is ex-pected to discourage larvae of the Japanese beetle. Col. Charles A- - Lindbergh spent his thirty-fourt- h birthday In Wales bis wife and one son with him. He must have felt that he had already lived 1) years, and have wished . almost, that he had been content to remain In the airmail service, apart from the limelight C King Features Syndicate, In. WNU Sarvlas. Man Is Wise, Asleep, Fool or Child Arabian Proverb An old Arabian proverb says that men nre four: "lie who knows, and knows he knows, lie Is wise follow him. "lie who knows, and knows not he knows, he Is asleep wake him. "He who knows not, nnd knows not he knows not, he Is a fool shun him. "lie who knows not, and knows he knows not, he Is a child teach him." 1 j a M Wj SOON the newspaper boys wilt b countless columns in tht big-tim- e baseball training camps. Wires that now sob the chill tid-ings concerning the defeat of anoth-er favorite at Hlaleah will crackle Joyfully with the red hot news about the deeds of a hundred corn-fe- d youngsters. Since even the Dodgers or the Phillies might become pennant con-tenders If enough Ty Cubhs could be discovered among the newcom-ers It is only fair that a vast share of the springtime literature should be devoted to the rookies. Yet there does come the all too fre-quent moment when the writing brethren err. Sadly they waft a tear In the di-rection of youthful giants eating two-dolla- r meals in y hotels. Then, with true poetic fervor, they compare the hopefuls to the flowers which must blush un-seen or waste their fragrance on the unsympathetic ozone. There never was a greater mis-take. Perhaps there has been a rookie who could blush but If se his name Is lost In the pages of forgotten time. For Instance there was a young-ster who went South with the Giants not too many seasons ago. He was a red headed, likable kid from some place In New Jersey. Be-fore the train had reached Manhat-tan Transfer he had given out news Interviews, and at Trenton others improving on the first performance. That kept np for a night and a day. lie confided to the porter that he could play any New York Poet. WNU Service. Ruppert Throws Party Guests Square the Rap JACOB RUPPERT, who COL. almost as high up In the s f'ik 11 place on the field and that he could throw strikes with either hand. In the club car his voice rose to new heights while he patiently explained that aft-er getting an eye-ful of him John McOraw would . Kut let that go. It national listing of millionaires as nis Yankees recently have been fin-ishing In the . American league, threw a party to his sports-writin- g pals the other night Then per-mitted the waiters to badger the juests into anteing up sizable serv-ice fees for the privilege of attend-ing the party . . . The boys and jlrls In Harlem continue vastly In-dignant at Jack Johnson because the only negro who ever has held the heavyweight title persists In denying the manifest virtues of Joe Louis. If you wish to make a sizable wager without hurting the parl-mu-tu-price you can be accommodat-ed by bootleg bookmakers at beau-tiful Hlaleah park. Although they know that similar carryings - on would cause them to be barred for life from some such track as Pim-llc- o, the undercover layers seem to operate without fear of the Florida management . . , Jay Berwanger, who played so much halfback for Chicago U. last fall, now Is paying the penalty of fame. Almost ev-ery night he has to speak at some jlnner or other social gathering . , . Harry Berg, now promotional man-ager for the Chicago Catholic Youth rgan!zat!on, managed the swimming team at Notre Dame In 192G. Jim Norrls, the big money man who already owns such sports em-poriums as the Detroit Olympla and the Chicago Stadium, Is not seeking stock control of Madison Square Garden. He wants to own the $5,000,000 Joint outright . . . Ward in Chancery, entered In a cheap claiming race at llialeah, once ran In the colors of King George V of England. The bay gee-ge-e is bred from the Allmony-Son-In-La-strain . . . Which, for no reason at all, recalls the fact that a Jurist who Is celebrated for the steep assessments he slaps on mis-behaving husbands In a famous me-tropolis, Is being implored to settle the all-to- o mnny markers he has in a bookmaker's safe. Mike Couldn't Imagine Joe Not Filling House Mike Jacobs blames the Chicago Stadium management for the fail-ure of the Louls- - McGraw. seems that he was mistaken on one or two counts In his build-up- . After one glimpse of him in practice even his rookie mates knew that he could not throw with either hand and could not play any place. But he was right about one thing. In-deed he rather understated the case .there. He had promised that after one look at him McGraw would get an eyeful. McGraw got It and also seemed to become clogged up In other sections. So that rookie had one of the shortest trips on record. Jersey Kid Promised Surprise for McGraW There also was Jack, a broad-backe-youngster who was In Flor-ida with the Yankees during the days of their greater glory. Jack had considerable ability and there seemed a chance that he might become a big timer. 80 the Yankees who, as usual, were short on the reverse catchers, watched him carefully. They also listened to him plenty. While the pitch-ers were working their arms In shape he hit balls over all fences and proudly proclaimed that this was only a weak sample of his true worth. Itetzlnff affair to sell out Believes that the house was scaled wrong, that Is, the prices were Out of line with what the p u b 1 1 c could bear. Un-doubtedly a much better job was done w b e n the Hearst A. O. elo- - Finally the situation became a trifle strained. The veteran pitch-ers were over tired of the talk and probably none too well pleased with the numerous stories that had been wired North. Since most of them were In shape by now to start the season they coaxed Jack Into talking his freest one night. The next morning they met him at the ball park. Jack came up to the plate swing-ing his bat Pennock pitched. Jack was kept at the plate. Shocker pitched. There was no recess for Jack. Hoyt took up the pleasant task. Still Jack stood up "-er-swung and sweated. At last, although there were two or three other pitchers yearning for their proper reward, the humane1 Miller Hugglns called a hult Sixty-fiv- e balls had been thrown at Jack. He had swung 63 fran- - Jacobs rifled the Louls-Ba- er thing with Its patron's press arrangements . . . Johnny McNaughton, for many years one of the most popular soc-cer officials, now manages Brook-lyn's Galloping Gaels of St. Mary's The chairman of the New York State Racing commission evidently understands the fine distinction be-- tic times. No um-pire was needed to provide the sad news that he had piled up exactly Co strikes. Even the great-est player of them all was not pre--c 1 s e 1 y a violet when he attended his first training camp In a little tween practicing and preaching. He told the national convention of turf solons that all suspended jockeys and trainers should be heaved out of the tracks for the entire period of the suspension. Last summer Clarence Buxton supposedly was suspended from the arenas ruled over by the N. Y. S. R. C. Mr. Bux-ton then continued to do practically everything save saddle his own horses in the paddock . . . Pete Renzulll, who tended goal for the Giants when the late Charles A. Stoneham was a soccer magnate, now Is treasurer of the New York State Junior Soccer league. In Chicago the cads . say that Freddy Llndstrom Is very ambi-tious, that Charley Grimm likes managing the Cubs, and that when Charley quits liking to manage the Cubs the Job definitely goes to Gab-by Hartnett. That left Freddy just where he was In his saddest days with the Giants and so the star (al-ways the heir-appare- but never the heir, If yon get the general Idea) was turned loose to try his luck In newer and more promising fields All Is not sweetness and light at Lafayette, which went all the way to Harvard to get a new athletic director and all the way to the Pa-cific coast to get a newer football coach North Carolina Babe Ruth town. Since then he has bought and Junked dozens of high-price- d automobiles but un til the Orioles took him South be never had ridden In a car. After his first ride the Idea ap pealed to him considerably and so he took matters into his own hands. For days after that the veterans In the camp wondered why the slim kid who previously had displayed such a marvelous appetite was so late to breakfast nowadays. Then a reporter returning to the hotel In the wee hours discovered the reason. Babe Rnth had been arising at 3:30 each morning so that he might ride around town in the rattling old truck in which the milkman was delivering his wares Another of Babe's quaint ambi-tions was to be an elevator opera-tor. ' I A Three Days' Cough Is Your Danger Signal i Ko matter how many medicines Jrou have tried for your cough, chest cold or bronchial Irritation, you can get relief now with Creomulsion. Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a, chance with anything less than Creomul-sion, which rocs right to the 6eat of the trouble to aid nature to soothe and heal the Inflamed mem-bran- rs as the germ-lade- n phlegm is loosened and expelled. Even if other remedies have failed, don't be discouraged, your druggist is authorized to guarantee Creomulsion and to refund your money if you are not satisfied with, results from the very first bottle. Oct Creomulsion right now. (Adv.) The anWho Dr. Tierce' rieiwnnt relicts are the orlg-in-little liver pill put up 60 yean ago. They regulate liver and bowel. Adv. Knows Whether the Remedy You are taking for Headaches, Neuralgia ar Rheumatism Pains is SAFE is Your Doctor. Ask Him AGrave Mistake for a Mother to Make GIVING CHILD UNKNOWN REMEDIES WITHOUT ASKING DOCTOR FIRST . IVING your child a medi- - F, iTy.Tn cine or remedy you don't r , w know all about without ask g" . "Ws" ' ingyour family doctor first is ' ' 4! i a bad risk for any mother to ' 5 - 0 s ' take. ' HdV Doctors and child author!- - u- - i V . ties say health, and sometimes "jv ' A 'i'K life itself, depends on this. f So when you're offered a $ i'A. ' "bargain" in a remedy foryour ' ? H4 ' 'V child; ask your doctor before s$Ju& tlJ.A .Y.ttih', osetl A I 1 you buy it Do tins for your 1 1 Ask him particularly about "tV S tne frequently used "milk of S? &XijDt ' magnesia" about Phillips' ys. ftajfl v Milk of Magnesia. He will tell Z0ls - yu tnat or over 60 ycars Pny I . sicians have endorsed it as SAFE fs4 II for your child. The kind of ' remedy you want your child to have. NOW, ALSO IN TABLET FORM Remember this when you You can assist otheri by refusing to DUy anJ gay "Phillips' Milk of ' accept a aubstitute (or the jenuina It Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. Do this in Magnesia to your druggist . th interest of yourself and your chil- - Comes now, also, in tablets prubnlnflgcnenauth, ' that tlste of Peppermint, that I diildren like to take. Don't Entrust Your Own or Your Family's Well-Bein- g- to Unknown Preparations J EFORE you take any prepara- - 1 f tion you don't know all about, for the relief of headaches; or the pains of rheumatism, neuritis or neuralgia, ask your doctor what he thinks about it in comparison ;' with Genuine Bayer Aspirin. We say this because, before the discovery of Bayec- - Aspirin, most ed pain" remedies were ad- - vised against by physicians as being bad for the stomach; or, often, for the heart. And the discovery of Bayer Aspirin largely changed medical practice. i Countless thousands of people who have taken Bayer Aspirin year in and out without ill effect, have proved that the medical findings i about its safety were correct 1 Remember this: Genuine Bayer . Aspirin is rated among the fastest methods yet discovered for the relief of headaches and all common pains . . . and safe for the average person to take regularly. : You can get real Bayer Aspirin at any drug store simply by never asking for it by the name "aspirin" alone, but always saying BAYER ASPIRIN when you buy. Bayer Aspirin VEGETABLE CORRECTIVE bid trick rr;";;i rtwy wer fretting on each :v her nerve. Intestinal v1 - luggislineM was really ' ; 5 J he cause made them - ired with frequent bead- - K V aj f cbes, bilious spells. But ; S : bat is all changed now. v j 'or they discovered, like It " lillkma of others, that L 'ft j ture provided the cor-- f! jaVCJ set laxatives in plants LuiIIl.L., ad vegetables. Tonight ry Nature's Remedy (NR Tablets). How much titer you fed invigorated, refreshed. Impor-i- nt you do not have to increase the oast, eycontauino . 11111111 mi nmi . beiiol or miner- - TT'SfKW'TKris1, I derivatives, ffl fn W WI.VlIAH C J kuy 25c all VV( ;IrrntfXin" tugekta, v- WHEN kidneys function badly and Wyott surfer a nagging backache, vriui dizziness, burning, scanty or too frequent urination and getting up at nigh! when you feel tired, nervous, slf upset ... use Doan's Pills. Dms'i are especially for poorly working kidneys. Millions of boxes re wed every year. They are recom mend(td tht country over. Ask your nel&! borl j: J) is more than V w skin deep fl 'VJ. Ak your doctor. Aifc th beaut II i expert. GARFIELD TEA a cup I Jr.j nightly often doe mora tot W'ijf' your ikln and complexion than M1 r7 rr only cosmetic. Expel polaotv-- mr I ktX oua body watte that clog the apt pa a-- poret and eventually cause mud-- ' dy, blotchy, erupted tkin. A week KRFKLO TEA of this Internal beauty traumeni" i--, 0flt 115 will astonish you. Begin tonight l Splendid Laxative Drink FALLING HAIR )ai;druff bald spots? rr-- :" Save your hair ' by regular nse of I ' Glover's Mange I Jt'trfrX.; Mediciae, fol- - lowed by. sham- - Ttt-- poowithGlover s I i Medicated Soap. I , - . Rids yon of Dn I . . ';, draff; itopjExcessiv tw..,,i. -- ,.B. fa,, iMki lf bauEaldness. And a Bleating Physicians like to doctor a cheer ful man. That's Ull AomiH lflouse m Cacti plants grown In the house should be given air and light To water set pots In a pan of water and do not remove until soil has he come moist. ' Apply paint remover with a brush. When paint begins to curl remove with a putty knife. Remover takes time and cannot be hurried. Water should never be poured on burning fat. It will spread the blaze. Flour will extinguish the blaze. If hot paraffin Is poured over paint left unused In a can It will not harden. Tips of canned asparagus may he removed whole if the bottom instead of the top of can Is opened. When poaching eggs let water come to a full rolling boll, drop eggs Into It, turn out gas and eggs will finish poaching in the boiling water. A suds made of naptha soap and sprayed over house plants will de-stroy small Insects thnt Infest them. For roasting pork 20 to 25 minutes to the pound Is required. Pork should never be roasted in a quick oven. To clean artificial fruit dip It In white soap suds several times, then rinse In clear water to which a few drops of ammonia has been added. To tighten springs in curtain roll-ers, hold roller firmly, put end of spring between tines of fork and turn until spring Is tight. C Associated Newapapera. WNU Servlc. Nolle Ambition Is That Which Contributes to Race It Is that noble ambition, the high-est and the best, that must be born in the heart, and organized in the brain, which will not let a man be content unless his Intellectual power is recognized by his race, and de-sires that it should contribute to their welfare. It Is the heroic feeling; the feel-ing that In old days produced demi-gods; without which no state Is safe; without which political institutions are meat without salt. Also Building A scholar Is as much a self-mad- e t lan as one who builds a fortune. 1gee... S- - Ton, i'm so thrilled V ! watch what Y --ho fun f whyA ' ' i I WISH THIS DEAR HEfe THE , f YOU'RE DOING.' THIS IS SWELL ; . HEADACHE i RICHEST YOUNG fcrrs.-:- ;. YOU ALMOST V BUT WHATEVER 1 I WOULD QUIT. . MAN IN X"" "wi PUSHED AAE OVER? YOU SW r' iVEGOTA YVS TOWN -- HE V LETS GO HOME) J rf BEING V DATE TO GO TJiW MAY BE " ANYWAY... tmkMMfM SARCASTIC .' SKATING ) TYT'ti? WCH"'Wr g THIS IS NO KmMX IS HE? TELL WITH BILL l) I " f IF BRAINS WERE ty FUN JFtf0 ( HIM WHERE , SADAMS.' A jlj. MONEY HE'D BE Vjtfff HE GETS -r-v- rA j rWV IN THE POOR ahWJ r ViOFF J J BILL DIDN'T I f WHY,l!M SURE 13 THE DOCTOR TOH.ALLRIGHT ASK VIE TO hf BILL LOVES YO- U- f - I TOLD YOU TO S I ANYTHING I THE BIG DANCE BUT YOU'LL LOSE f ' I QUIT COFFEE ANT I TO STOP YOUR I NEXT MONTH m HIM FOR GOOD IF i '('-- ; DRINK POSTUM 4 NAGGINGeX- - GUESS THE YOU DON'T STOP i.'- - INSTEAD. YOU'RE" ' - SNOB THINKS BEIHG SO V G0INGT5 DO W, I '"7. I ' HE'S TOO GOOD S WEAN IT SAY'TF 1 TOO AND GET Trtlhi rsTW . C FDR MB 'issa f"LTAS RID OF THOSE" l&S2ff HERE IF JVr,T VC"OFFEE-NERV- ES J JTJ'yff POSTVM IS ) J-2-&- t Ztrft--4 COMING - urZTCc-- ( EVEN HAVE A 7 , INTO THE, V ilrl V K1ND X-- s- iSvt HOUSE rf L n f A l --A VI--J I nf course, you know that children should X.i p ' 1 " " " ':',. J never drink coffee. But do you realize that VMS LAIb.i r BEEN the caffein in coffee disagrees with many grown-- 'OH MCmiER.-.JEEr- ? j EXPECTING IT ups, too? I'M SO ) I DARLING.' 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