Show I j SOME DOCKSTADER YARNS I 1 t I Lew MV dressing dressin room room is the Mecca for men about town when Lew Is serving his three weeks per sea season season season son at the New York theatre p It Is j a loafing place like unto which only a rural postoffice can compare At one time you can see Dr Gilday court physician n to the Peerage ef f r Pitts Pitta Pittsburg burg burgIn In this capacity he has to reside at the constantly Marshall Marsh ll P Wilder Jean Tean Have who claims to have haye written Everybody Works But Father and who really did write Ever Since SinceRe He Ho Heard About Father Uncles Quit Work W rk Too be because because cause causo he was caught at It and other notables wear a path to dressing dr room Senator McCarren drops In occasion occasionally occasionally ally So does Big Tim TUn Tim or Little Tim Sullivan and of ot Police Pollee Devery Dockstader denies be he ever eyer knew the latter in the way of business Wells Hawkos Hawkes sometime som a theatrical cal cl man an but more famous s as assistant chief t of Alert Hose No 1 of Center L LL I L tells teUs stirring tales of or fighting the names In d rs dressing room i iThe The last devastating d conflagration that threw our fair fall city of Rockville Center Into feverish feve ish excitement said sad Assistant Chief Wets Well J Hawkes to Dock Dockstader Dockstader Dockstader stader and the bunch theother the other r night was when Harry barn burned down The scene baffled description The devouring element elen ent was riot no satiated s till darn near the hull roof root was vas as gone We rescued a cow without losing a aman man although when part of the hay hayloft loft lt fell fall iu ii tare thare was such uch a back 4 draught that I cried To the floor men for your lives Did they drop in tImo asked Dockstader as he lie In the burnt I cork I INo No said raid Hawkes sadly They i had new uniforms on and they the were afraid of soiling them thorn and so they all aU I walked out of ot the barn and I had bad to drive tho the cow out unassisted I She See a bit hurt but sho she had hada I Ia a good warming up and gave hot milk a week afterward I A very young song writer dropped In InI InI I r I suppose you know I wrote On the Outskirts of Hoboken you 1 he asked Those present looked askance be because because because cause they knew these were the first symptoms I Ihen When hen a song writer starts you can soon see the embers glowing in inUs Us his pipe and ho will tell you how much royalty hes getting next neit neitI I made out of or that song and it was rotten continued the song songwriter songwriter songwriter writer Nobody disputed the amount nor the Uie criticism though part of ot his statement was true the last la t part Then Th n the tho song writers voice yolee grew playful I say Lew Ive come over overto overto overto to mace macil you OU for two seats for tonight how about If it Well if youve JOU made dont you think you ou are due clue ue to buy a few II j AU I I 3 r 7 ct l 4 I I I I i y 4 i MISS TALIAFERRO As lIS Lovey Love Mary In Mrs Mm Wiggs of the Cabbage Patch at d the Theatre i seats Just to help hel the struggling sing singers ers era of your songs asked Dockstader The song writer laughed heartily but the only way to get rid of him was to give him tan an order for two seats as Tom Powers was standing at the door of the dressing room waiting for tho the song writers scat neat Now that we are alone I to taste Some ome fine old whisky twenty years old said the hospitable Dock Dockstader Dockstader Dockstader stader you never tasted such whisky before Tho present sam sampled sampled sampled pled It It and Tom declared ted he had drank it often orten Get out said Dock Dockstader Dockstader stader Its a new whisky Just on the market How gow could it ba be b twenty years old then said I 3 Because you around to drink it ic all up said Dockstader |