Show GROWING PAINS 1 By JAMES J MONTAGUE American corporations are not lad they are merely suffering from the growing pains of youth J P Morgan VE always rather wondered why I had to pay too much IVE For everything I wore or ate like trousers pie and such Ive always been quite curious cu ous to understand the reason f that f hat I am robbed by various va ous trusts both in and out of season And yet the answers answers simple though it fogged my muddled brains Its merely that the trusts have all got growing pains pai OR instance when the Gas Trust feels a set of tweaks and twinges FOR F Proceeding from the region of it its ih sundry joints and a d hinges Jt has to take some measures the disturbing pains to still stint J And nd so it adds to my long outstanding bill By this ingenious method which is followed on the spot It lt thus transfers transfer the pain to me which really helps a lot Jot HE N I am mashed in railroad wrecks pray let no person scoff WHEN HEThe The thing thins has got so common that the worn off I 1 judge the railroads growing pains are running up its spine And it seeks out the quickest cure by substituting mine Im not at all an malicious yet I hope that railroad had hadA hadA hadA A session of 0 f growths that th at was really rea II IY pretty bad b badTS a aITS d r TS comforting of course COUle to know the reason that the trusts ITS Compel us to common citizens to t o share with them our crusts And yet a dark d rk suspicion has be been flitting through my brain s t Since I read of this theory concerning growing pain If present robberies are caused by youthful twinge or crick What wont the trusts turn loose on do us if they get really sick |