Show ALFALFA JONES DISCUSSES OFFICIAL WEATHER MAP J s 5 3 S IS I 1 I S t I 1 r D L I I I t S t I n ri a the tho weather going to be bl Al AI Alfalfa Alt AIt falfa t ua ifa ii X r know said Alfalfa Alfalla Since they got them maps up I have lost track of ot the weather I uster go out lut and predict for myself But Bill they say that aint scientific and no body b dy Is supposed to know anything about weather we ther now but the gator that word mean Inquired Bill That means said Alfalfa a little windmill on top of a big building In a city a battery a or something like Uke that thata a barometric pressure to tell whether its It high or jor h orlow orlow low that mean asked Bill Bil That means m ans said Alfalfa maybe it will rain and maybe it wont But ButI I 1 was coming to that when you yon on broke In This windmill and this have wires to em The wires come from the root roof to a clock In th the theoffice theoffice theoffice office The clock makes marks on on a aroll aron aroll roll ron of paper arid and the weather veather What is Inquired the breathless s Bill Why Thy them marks is Sometimes the winds blowing forty miles an hour and the black In Sn the th face with the toughest looking clouds you ou ever seen but If 1 them marks says continued fair fairweather fairweather fairweather weather and rising temperature Its going to be bo fair and that settles it and It dont cont make no difference if J the whole darned flooded for hours h cither elther Where does the science len e come tome Jn in said Bill Science Is 15 science f said Alfalfa Everything is worked out on paper and if the weather dont dout work out right Its the fault of ot the weather and arid not of ot the science Science is the samp sam aam thing wherever you Iou go To prove science science ad ence all ll 11 you got to do is to multiply backwards and you OU come out where whore you started In Ill You can prove poye any anything anything anything thing by b science And if the weather marks says air fair when w En it aint the weather is simply wrong and the scientific sd entitle entiRe principle is right because they can prove that It ought to have been fair But all this got to do with the weather map insisted Bill BillIts BillIts BillIts Its got everything to do with it said Alfalfa The weather map mp m p is i got up to enlighten the people it fl is the of the elements translated into roto English with explanatory marks and figures S The weather map maii Is the result pf pt the marks the clock lock makes lakes on the Cle roll roU of paper But dont they simplify those thore marks when they put em era on the map said Bill Why certainly not retorted Al AI Alfalfa Alfafa falfa fafa Well then how are the people sup supposed supposed supposed posed to know They aint supposed to know snapped Alfalfa The people aint supposed to know anything about ab ut act science science ence what they got gators for 4 But you say the weather map is to enlighten the people suggested Bill BUt So it st Is said Alfalfa It is to en enlighten enlighten lighten the e people on how much the knows Heres map Look at it ft Do you see them around over the United States I do What do they look like asked Al AI Alfalfa Alfalfa falfa Well that one looks hooks like a mules ear and that one looks like a balloon upside down and that one stretchIng from Mexico M to Halifax looks like the theold theold theold old woman chasing me the night I was drunk responded Bill Bills Do you see that r 1 at Portland Me said Alfalfa AI f 1 fa faI I do said Bill Well Wen that means to run to San An Antonio Antonio tonio in sixty seconds said Alfalfa And do you see that little dotted line Une that that starts out in the Atlantic ocean just cast east of or Boston and turns tunis all over the United States Stales and dives into the Pacific ocean at Victoria I do said Bill IlI Do you ou know what that means inquired Alfalfa I do ilo not admitted Bill That is to enlighten the public on a point in weather concerning the high and low said Alfalfa the high and low Jew asked BilL The high and low Is the difference between the low and high said Alfalfa fa It sometimes happens that a high is played and a low takes It but a low more frequently takes a high if IP I the high is not at Kalamazoo and the low lowIn lowIn lowin In the Gulf of Mexico when the wind windI is blowing east enst over Great Salt lake lakeI I I 1 pass said Bill JAMES JAilES WYNKOOP |