Show TROUBLE IN STORE FOR UMPIRE J SLATS DAVIS There here is trouble ahead aes for Umpire J 3 Slats Davis Dals when he hits hit Los Angeles on his hI bt first firt trip tip When Wen Slats Slat was waa wa playing plyIng baseball there ther two years ago he was In Indi di cret enough to take taice Is his n P in ia 1 hand dU iLo h Loo 10 h Him him lm The TJ f said ld that th t Slats was a joke jok of pt first frt baseman and Slats iI said th tr r saw san a ro or ot tile Ue t critic and d s a lot more The professional pencil en pusher appear as n evidenced by b p the te following lit little lt tle t tl personal which he handed haded him on Tuesday uJ J 3 Ira Ia Davis Davi comedian comedia and in his own mind star str first baseman will wil take t kaa a crack at umpiring in this league leage And Ad Adsa crac say eay sa from om tile the bottom of ot my heart het I pity pit him the first firt time he ho lays his hi hand on or orthe the pit of or his hs stomach stoma h and ad bows three times umes to t h hs 3 tops t the way he be was wont todo t do bJ after t an a accidentally 1 good play pla heYl kill kU him He Hc pt a t first base in tha ot tf n I 1 M C Ip I for ot ci a a while and the bleachers threw pop pp bot botties botties ties Ics at him and begged beg begg d him hm to get gt wise Ira Ira is all al right rIght only he ha wont do H Ho He needs fixing principally with an ax Should he be come here her to umpire a close clos series it might be well Wel for tor him to wear bombproof bOmbproof garments Los Angeles never nee did take kindly to o Slats Slat and as an tn um urn umpIre pIre they the will wi simply eat cat him hi alive ale I I If this t s is i the best est the magnates can jo in b umpire line we are ur up against agIt it it With Bull Bul Perrine and J Era Irn Sla I j Davis both on the roster It will wl be cur curtains curtains t two for tot Ioa Ios a Angeles nc o |