Show PREFERRED ANOTHER DEATH D TH His ais m Wife Did Not Want Him im to Be Burned Washington Star StarA A friend of at mine who has been beO married only a short time has been twitting his wife considerably because of or a 1 remark she he made the other day da when under tinder great excitement said a Washington gentle i man to a Star reporter The Th immediate circumstances were somewhat tragic but since the end was happy I suppose it can be he called comedy a corned M Mi rj friend purchased cd one of those cabi cabinet cabinet cabinet I net bath arrangements about a week ago and one day this We w k decided to fix it up and enjoy Its benefits He got him himself himself self Eel fastened Into the thing and touched it off ort but something must have gone cone one wrong with the contraption for no sooner had he gotten settled than the thing ex cx exploded plod ed His wife hearing the noise burst Into the room and seeing the smoke and i 1 names lames to say fa nothing of the tub em enveloping el her husband she lo lost t her head and arid j instead of trying t ing to rescue him from His precarious pr rious condition t he hc went over er to the wall aU and begin dealing it sledge pledge sledgehammer hammer blows with both fists With ith tears tars 1 streaming from her c eyes cs she inconsistent inconsistently I Ih ly h cried I Oh John get out What bat a horrible homble death That What a horrible death I nt t mind your dying In a natural way ay but butto butto butto to have hae you burned to death My iy fY friend finally broke roke from the burn burning tug ing cabinet and kicked it out of the win window windoW window dow then going over Oer to his frantic wife who was still sUU landing on the wall like a 3 be he said with mild sar sarcasm sarcasm My Uy dear since you ou dont object to my m dying d in a natural wa way I have Ibare de decided decided to wait for tor another opportunity She grabbed him with a shriek of Joy jo and decided not to faint He was burned only onI slightly and his wife says saY i she care how much he jokes about her indifference at his dying a natural death since she Still has John alive and well I |