Show Tiff THE RURAL EDITORS MUSINGS ON Tilt THE PASSING CROWD U 17 E are glad blad to announce this week IV that our esteemed friend Senator Tr m Kearns has arrived safely in i ri London Unfortunately Tout Torn was nas lard lards s enough to go away without his bis ois pi s agent but we are reliably in that King Edward has kindly i di a J Tom his own agent nt press ag a agen a gen genii ii Uman iran by 1 the name of Knollys Knoll This tie S will wm be highly appreciated not net only by b Tom but by all of on Mr ur people generally If Knollys knows he has a good thing he will freeze 1 to 11 J Tom Torn Whit While a great many man of our citizens lId hd carriages of their own some of us l lI I J Jar air this altos center Sums Kurus inn that iz in tar mr Nollies which is a l the tour uv landun iz j in the distance how bow do you like Center Cente turns kurns nee n e es filP t Jonnie ronnie A 5 d to use u e the thc streets cars ra na rat i when woon we te e have plenty of ot time Tl IT sr our Cur ur pr great at Fourth of O r July cele celeT celer r the tho th Fm F rth having hainS come Caine last laste Week e eek K T we Vie noticed ed that the boys bos put a i I 1 1 J Ii thee ab v iz in dan dnn Loftus Lof grand mar shull in the mr iz In on b but mr lof loftus he ant his Ms self that t iz lz n a steede out but their iz lz rong rang with bin feet i dont no what Jonnie lot of explosive caps on the car tracks They TIley seemed s med to make the cars go a good deal faster f st ro too So we are willing to chip in to buy bu caps right along for tor the street car company next Uncle ur Jesse Jesso Smith came into town from Layton the other day madder than a wet hen because George Suther Sutherland Sutherland Sutherland land boosted the sheep industry since he has been in hi Washington Un tin Uncle Unde tincie cle de Jesse Je se Is mighty shy on wool on the top of his head bead but hes got lots of ot it iton iton iton on his sheep Go It Uncle Jesse Tesse The great American sheepherder is entitled to tor protection A great many inquiries have hae reached us regarding the whereabouts of George GeorgeA A Snow lately Unfortunately we ve are unable t to state positively but it is our impression i that George orie A is i counting ties somewhere between here and New NewYork NewYork ew York Billy Dale dropped in the other night to tell us he had returned from Kansas City where he had a high old time ought to spend your our money m ney at home Billy Bill but tv were ere glad youre back George Morgan the restaurant man tells ells t us he has had another strike This time ime t it is not In his elegant but in a mine which he owns He says that as soon as he gets the water pumped out of the and the air all airon allon airon on the dump in good shape he lie will be begin begin begin gin marketing ore Good boy George Dan Loftus Is wearing the broadest kind of a smile and walking six feet teet above the thc ground these days No it il what you ou think it is Dan has been appointed grand marshal ma bal of ot the Elks parades and he be had his picture published in The Herald the other day without charge Dan Is certainly a comer corner We notice that all ll of the coronation guests are now no leaving London There Is one exception He is not nob going be because because because cause he has been pinched It Is beginning to look Ibok as if Corian ton would turn out to be quite qu tea a fine play In this we w e feel to say that we are glad of it IL any ny number of home talent In our city who should be able to present pr sent the piece In Infine infine infine fine shape We shall always alas feel to sus mis sustain sustain tain tam home industry wherever we find it t tWe We saw George Georged M Hanson of Ogden in our city last week George e M J was i looking sorter down dO wn in the mouth Cheer up George Geor e eLester I Lester Freed has moved his rooms across the street from where he used to be Lester says he be have hae enough room where here he was as He wants plenty because hell beU have to take care of a lot of Elks next month Behave yourself Lester Judge Orlando Powers has h s had bad quite a harvest of damage damase suits down doWIl Nephi way lately Orlando is a pretty good lawyer laWer for a young fellow Henry McCormick McCornick was seen on the tle street lately sporting a 60 a maha At least Henry said it co c cost st 9 but It looked linoleum to UR us But ot course cou we dont pretend to be any judge of a aJ J Panama Maybe Henrys lin un linoleum linoleum oleum after all allOur allOur allOur Our fat young friend H E Dunn who understudies dies for Dan Spencer in inthe Inthe inthe the Short Line offices says he is mighty might tired of seeing teeing his name spelled Hiram He says the right way to spell it is He lie says he ho h co rustle conference business worth a cent if he be spelled his name the theother theother theother other way Doc Nunn informs us that he has a number of ot very sick cows on 0 hand hantI He HeI I I i f fc tJ N c I i i I I this aint no itt iz is j uv thee leeg l eg he iz a bumm empire but hut the plaits plairs they sass him thee iz in his hin rite hand you orter heer beer him hini sing hale hale Jonnie hopes however to pull them theta all aU through Hope you win w p put out t Doc It pains pain us to confess that 1 t we e never v i saw a rottener umpire Johs JohR |