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Show THE LAL1ES. "Darling, kiss my eyelidj down, tf." S. F. Mail. New veils are edeed with autumn -leaves wrought in silk, i Man become editors after lone labor, but women, by her-editory ritiht. Fans made of artificial flowers perfumed per-fumed to simulate real ones, are the latest novelties. Bright red lobsters and tiny creen beettbs are embroidered on the points f ladies'tfcollars and cufla. Mils Long of Oregon, has married j Mr. Little. She, of oeurae, says, "Love me Little;" and b, of course, eayi, "Love me, Lang." A little girl, while watching the rain, turned to her mother and said, "Ma, I guess tha weather's bo warm it's melting the clouds." When a youug lady offers to hem a cambric handkerchief for: a rich bachelor, depend upon it aha means to Bew in order that she may reap. Stage manager, to call boy: "John, see if the ballet are dressed." John (returning): "Yes, sir, about ready; they've nearly got their clothes ofl." A boarding bouse mistress, like the rest of us, has her weak and strong points; the weak points beiog her ceflee, and her strong points the butter. Cordelia Howard, the original Eva in "Uncle Tom's Cabin," ii new wife and the mother of two children. Of course she couldn't remain a child for Eva. When you kiss a San Francisco girl, she holds her breath until you get through, and then flares up, goes into the next room, and smacks her lips lor a whole hour. There is a female blacksmith in the suburbs of Pittibuig. She is about 40, a German by birth, and for nine years past has worked at the trade as a helper to her husband. A young lady in town who doer not pride herself particularly on being a political economist, thinks the sooner greenbacks reaoh "pa," the sooner she will be able to invest in a new fall bonnet. At the Boston baby show they had green invitation tickets, and a baby sucked one of them and nearly died. The fact is Boston shouldn't go to meddling with anything it knows; so little about as babiee. At an eastern Oregon wedding, the bride in a playful mood kicked the groom'a hat off without teaching his bead. AH well enough if after tirat her dexterity don't tke a turn sand kick his head ofl without touching his hat. When a man detects a missing button after getting en a clean shirt, no -one in the houe is aware of'tbe fact, He takes ofl the shirt and puts on another, quietly smiling all the while. He never, never speaks of it to a soul. With all our telephones, railroads, savings banks, bell-punches aodotber advantages, in some respects weie no better oS than one of Esau's i camel drivers. It's just as impossible to get the last word with a woman 1 now as it was iu that primeval day. . |