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Show THE LAUIES. The woman qucitiou What are the Uuliions ? Seven out of ten women at Long Branch are saul to have artificial complexions." ' , Maggie Mitchell ia going to throw tiKr whole aclti into "Little Barefoot" tbia coming season. "Gracious me I" eiclaimed a lady in a witness box, "bow Bhould I know anything about anything I don't know anything about?" Kathcriue Rogers is a great lover of country life. It ia aaid to be the riweeteat thing, in the. world to hear her call "bossy cow. Co' bosa, Go' bosB 1" If on the street you look at a lady very intently you are impolite; but if you meet her in' a waltz you may hug her all you please, no matter whose wife whe is. "Avoid that which you blame others for doing," Bays one of our wise men. Well, things have come ' to a pretty p:ns if. a man can't kiss hia own wife; A New York lady who received a stroke ol ligLtuing which first struck tree near by, has a perfect photo kjraph of tl i monarch oi the forest on htr piMdon, hut for aorue cause the doe- not care to display ber curiosity. curi-osity. A Kentuckian went to Piflabur? to the races, met a dark-eyed girl in the driving park, secured an introduc-1 tion, in two hours proposed, in three hours married ber, and it takes half a rolumn in the Pittsburg papers to tell Ihe story. Anxious moltier to daughter who desires to peep intn the men's swimming swim-ming school : "You are crazy, my child I The idea of taking you to the men's baths !" "But, mamma, at the exhibition I took a walk among the statutes.'' Paris Charivari, An invention, somewhat important to burlesque and opera boufie act-resefs, act-resefs, is a new perforated tigbt, and :an be drawn over another of contrasting con-trasting colors, thus having the effect of rich embroidery,- aud withal slim and shapely. Under gaslight the eflect ie very hadsome and novel. The observations of a married man have led to the conclusion that money puS into mirrorB is a good investment, in-vestment, as it affords a marvelous amount of comfort and gratification to a woman. Hesaya his wife thinks just as much of consulting her glass when Bhe ties on her apron as when she ties on ber bonnet, and when be goes to the door at unce, when there is a rap, she exclaims, "Mercy, Joseph, who is that ?" and daBhes for the looking glass. '' |