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Show CHIPS. Another "lo o o vel-y" day. Arbogast his them now shrimps. Sa!t Lake, too, has ber scoundrels. Another boey Saturday is anticipated. antici-pated. Two days and no business in tbe police ccurt. The mercury stopped at 55 on Friday Fri-day and then dropped to S43. Heavy frost Thursday night, the ground being white at sunrise. There ia no enow in the Park. Plenty in the mountains, however. The Utah Central was forty minutes behind in arriving here yesterday morning. For insulting a lady theother evening even-ing a fellow measured his length on the sidewalk. J. B. Meader, of this city, is said to be the heaviest bullion shipper in Butte City, Mont. The Seventeenth Ward District School will reopen cn the first Monday Mon-day in November. A shooting match between a couple of Salt Lake cracks is to come off on the State Road next week. The petty thief was after some linen the other evening, which be took from a clothes line in Commercial i street. ! The premium lists, published in the Herald, can be obtained at this office. They are worth keeping and filing away. Wallin'a " Young Percherou " was exhibited on tbe streets yesterday, a mall boy riding to show tbe control held over him. A fellow tried to crack bis skull by falling on tbe Theatre steps, yesterday; yester-day; but it being tbe thicker, the board only suflered. It is said tbe Pittsburg mine, American Fork, and Morgan's smelter are to be pooled together and put up for aale in tbe east. Dead wood is rebuilding very rapidly, rap-idly, and tbe price of lets ia running up to good figures. Fireproof buildings build-ings are superseding tbe old lumber ones. The Utah Central was nearly two hours late last evening, caused by a delay in th3 arrival of tbe Union Pacifio at Ogden. No mail last night in consequence. Among the numerous other things needed by Ogden ia an insane asylum. Now let some of the papers perpetrate perpe-trate a joke cn thia. Something about somebody in Salt Lake, you know. A runaway down the State Road was one of the startling events of Friday. Fri-day. A single horse with buggy attached. at-tached. The unfortunate part ot the affair is that no damages are to be recorded. re-corded. A brace of jack-asses were exhibited on Main street yesterday, and a large crowd gathered around them, a oouple of the scribes of our morning con tem . included. "Birds of a feather," etc. j Mr. Dwyer has received No. 87 o the Franklin Square Library.contain-tainiug Library.contain-tainiug Sir Walter Scott's "Talisman," "Talis-man," 15c; also Pickwick Papers complete, in Franklin Square Library No. 79, for 20c. Mr. Nelson Empy's 3 year-old mare, which drew the silver medal at the fair, is named "Delia," and not "Mollie," as written in tbe report. She drew the prize as tbe best 3-year-old mare on exhibition. It ia considered the first duty of the Celestial heathen, on the Chinese New Y'earday, to pay up all his debts; and he does it. II some of his more enlightened brethren would do likewise, like-wise, they would be kept in honorable memory at this office. Tbe Prescott Arizonan says that 1 "in a great number of asaays made uy uuo ui uur iuwubujuu, uu irt.i;tj ui plalina has ever yet been discovered discov-ered in tbe metaliferous ruck of this region. Its exiatence here in appreciable appre-ciable quantities is exlrtmely doubtful." doubt-ful." A hor.-e with Ibe forewiieels uf buggy, made lively "l i m o along SjuiU Tempie street and down Second E-st street laot evening, and diaappemd around several corners. Such ptrtB of tbe buggy as the horse did noi tako witb bim were scattered atoug South Temple Btreet. Mr. Robert Nesleu has made an excellent improvement on the sidewalk side-walk in front of bis residence on South Temple street. A few persons could aflord to make just such improvements im-provements as well aa this gentleman, gentle-man, and perhaps better; and in places where tbey are needed just aa much. Algernon's Ethel's papa has a Ncwly-paiutcd front piazza Ho has a Piazza. When with tobaccojuico 'twas tainted, Tbey bad that front piazza painted That Uint 'd Piazza painted. Algernon called around porchanco That night peichmico In gorgeous pants. Engaging Ethel in a cbat, On that piazza down he satin sat-in chat They sat. And when an hour or so had pass'd, lie tried to rise, but oh! stuck fait At last Stuck fast! Fair Ethel nhriett-d: "It in tbe paint!" And fainted in a deadly faint This iftiot Ld faint. Algernon fiU there till this day Lie cancotk.ar himself away Away T I ay, nay ! His pants are tirm, tbe paint is dry He's nothing eUe to do but die-To die-To die O my! |