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Show INKLINGS. ' (ir.t;!i. -K-r -!;'jit ti ;iro in Nil.Li. k, of Floti'l.i. vAis. hi Kwk p:iy nit" a u-tt-'u lAi.-t'.-iy. Orn:th;i U ' x;...o.:n a iK'.-toii uiau 10 open iti ...' in ul. Keion attd Clii-.-:i;- arc growing ;tjlooi uii Use riif Ini-i'.H-?.-. Nov ll.,ini..-hirc t-.wiL? aro U'.kiiii: : of lin- ti'i-:ir k.itiii--riiiks prttty r?oon. K. I!-.-- i.- Tii.ttliic n-i-ks of Cat-lH'iit.T Cat-lH'iit.T s NfW irU-;(lLS f.H'--h In all' parts of the count r". T'nc recent iK-.ith of ah lU'moi '-'-tn.in U ;.ttriltut(Hl to the t-- lilx'r.il iim: of a hair rvt trative. Tlio Vienna Ei itioii U imw alli the "Vieiitia Jri-e-Mirc." hx-ljoitioiin hx-ljoitioiin are played out. huU iliel. the M;niiloh;l lehel. i running for tlie lVminioii parliament, parlia-ment, ami be eleeteil. ThcColnnulobug is doing min-h damage to tho iotato cn-p in tiic norttiorn part of Kentucky. ; Kentiukv wants otic more tortratt ; of Daniel Boone. The last arli.-t a paper collar on Daniel which w:u t ri-ld. Charles Ketiker. on .-Sunday, anor-iM anor-iM Milwaukee a highly intelleetual treat bv riding a lot of mule lifly miles in" two liotu-s. and thirteen mm- tUCi. There is more Milwaukee beer sold in Xew York in a month than the . Milwaukee brewers can brew in u 1 year. The days of miracle are nl Vet past. An agriculturist of D.-dge county, Wis., has hit upon the felicitous dodge of ral-ing potatoes from the hills that ilesh is "heir tn in the village graveyard. grave-yard. X. V. "'. An Ohio paper, which is living confidence con-fidence in the jury system, promises to substitute for it a ''Slate Flipper" who shall decide all cases referred to ' hull by losing a copper. Pennsylvania proposes to make its egislators perjure themselves at the , iul of each ses-ion by swearing that hcv have neither taken a bribe nor mything else that didn't belong to hem. Joaquin Miller, speaking of his .'ontouiplated marriage, wrote to :i friend that his future was "all sunlight." sunl-ight." The Albany printer made it 'sunburnt" onlv the ditlercnce of a syllable. Penurious penmen of ample leistire ire trying to see how many words a postal canl will carry without slopping uver. An Indianapolis insurance . agent piled on lJOO. A rittshurg coroner nwiiccs no charge where he sits on a voting man who parted his hair in the middle, lie. says that his personal satisfaction is enough without the fee. Doesn't that regulation of the post office department, which forbids the reading of postal cards by carriers, unless the writing thereon is scurrilous, scurril-ous, look a little like an Irish bull. A resident of Princeton, Intl., declined de-clined a pi-oU'errcd glass of whisky, but lost his life nevertheless at the hands of the friend who had asked him to drink and felt aggrieved at his refusal. re-fusal. The first grave decorated at Calvary Cemetery, near Chicago, was that of an unknown rebel ollicer. iS'ot one member of the procession passed it without laying on the ' Thou ml a floral tribute. |