Show HUMOR OF THE HOUR Mr FloorwalkerWhy is a baby suffering suffer-Ing with colic like a conservatory Mrs Floorwalker Because they are just too sweet for anything Mr Floorwalker Naw they are both full of windy pains Pittsburg Chronicle i Telegraph Citizen Say those two fellows are gong go-ng to fight in a minute Officer McGobbNaw theyre only alkin silver Citizen Dont you believe they are They are disputing about their bicycles Officer McGobb Is thot so I will stop them at wance Indianapolis Journal I Inquiring SonPa what is the difference dif-ference between an amateur writer and a professional Experienced FatherThe difference between them my son is that one writes for glory the other for cash Inquiring SonAnd have they nothing In common Experienced FatherOne thing only that neither gets what hes after Truth No Wonder Mrs Talkalot What does make you talk so much in your sleep Joseph JosephGosh Its the only chance I ever getTruth FriendHow do you feel when your wheel throws you down The Lawyer who is learning to ride Like suing somebody for damages Puck Of the FutureFirst Woman of the FutureOh just look at Mrs De Styles swell new dog Second Woman of the FuturcWhy J t I > where can your eyes be That isnt anew a-new dog Thats her last seasons dog trimmed over Detroit Tribune Mrs Smithers said the new boarder you ought to build a house Where shall I build it asked the unwary un-wary landlady On the grounds in your coffee Mrs Smithers was the response Theres a half acre in my cupHarpers Bazar I want the bicycle number of The Scottish Quarterly Review said he to the newsdealer I dont think The Scottish Quarterly Review has Issueda bicycle number sir Ao How very much behind the times Pittsburg ChronicleTelegraph Applying at Headquarters caller who held his head very much to one side and had a bandage about his neck de posited a coin in the hand of the cele brated clairvoyant and spiritual medium I wish he said you would call up Job and ask him what he would do if he had a big boll coming on the back of his neck Chicago Tribune |