Show HUMOR OF THE HOUR Mike Women cant see a joke at all Bill Correct you are party Wy about a week ago I come home feelin good an slapped the old womans jaw jist to be funny an cause a tooth happened to fall out she goes an has me pinched Cincinnati Enquirer Visitor What became of that nice young man I met at your house last year Miss Bunker Hill The authorities became be-came cognizant of considerable rehypo thecatlon on his part and conveyed him to a protoplasm I What is that It you wall giance at Worcester you will observe that protoplasm signifies ace a-ce l Texas Sifter Scorcher rest thy racings oer Sleep the sleep that knows no waking Dream of bicycles no more Tires bursting pedals breaking When you got your fatal fall Oer the landscape you were scattered Still we think weve got you all Limbs dismembered boHy shattered Scorcher rest thy racings oer Dream of dodging cars no more Sleep the sleep that knows no waking Tis the final scorch youre taking Cleveland Leader SnaggsDo you believe they will ever find the girl who killed that old gentleman gentle-man with her bicycle Jaggsl dont know She ought to be fined Chicago Dispatch Mrs Blkley Why have the silver men nominated two candidates for vicepresi dent John Biker Well I suppose they see that they have a hard run ahead of them and they intend making a relay race of it Philadelphia North American Young Lady from TownI thought you said you had no fleas or other vermin on the farm Farmer Giles promptly We aint got any on the farm We keep em all in the house PickMeOp |