Show JETS OF JOCULARITY Does Blykins understand horseraces He must I never see him at the track Washington Star Where To Tell Itrll tell you a tale that is positively hairraising In For Jupiters sake tell it to Gibson lies baldheaded TitBits CarletonHow did you enjoy yourself at Mrs Hamiltons last night Cynicus Firstrate there wasnt a song or reci tation sprung on me during the entire evening TitBits How shall we serve that new missionary mis-sionary asked the chef As hash I guess said the king of Mbwpa He told me that the presbytery had roasted him before he left home Indianapolis Journal At the Fortunetellers is a very dark future you predict for me madame mad-ame Why sir what could you expect for sixpence Pay me a shilling and Ill see what I can do for youLc Mon I iteur Litteraire I Maud They ought not to allow marriages mar-riages between cousins Marie Why not Maud Because if you marry your cousin your own children are scarcely related to you They are only your second sec-ond cousins TitBits GeltheimGr dont see vy Cohensteln should be nearly crazed mit grief over Hocheimers failure his engagement mit Hocheimers daughter was broken off a month pefore Silverstein Yes und dot vas vy Cohenstein vas kicking himsel luf it vos he vot brok der engagement Puck Its all very well to talk about issu ing bonds of 110 each remarked Mr Du kane but that is not the way to in duce women to buy What would you advise asked Mr Gaswell Let Secretary Sec-retary Carlisle advertise bonds at 5993 marked down from S10 Pittsburg ChronicleTelegraph The foxy boy applied for a job Do you want a boy he asked of the mag nate of the office standing before him cap in hand Nobody wants a boy replied re-plied the magnate eyeing him sharply Do you need a boy asked the appli cant nowise abashed Nobody needs a boy came the discouraging reply The boy stuck his cap on the back of his head Well say mister he inquired do you have to have a boy The mag nate collapsed Im sorry to say we do ho said and I guess youre about what we want Detroit Free Press |