Show ADVICE IN LXVE AFFAIRS The Old Man Hnd a Constitutional Right to Ii c 1tL Jackass There IS i no use of opposing a love affair af-fair not even when the actors play into your own hands says the New York Herald r know what Im saying Ive had experience with two the young and the pld man My first experience was with a young man who didnt know his mind and asked me what he had better do and I like a father told him he had better not marry th < SElrI he was courting court-ing He went right off and married her An old man rom the country came Into the car Where I was reading my morning paper and 1 sat down at my side Bfg yoiw pardon sir he said Did you ever court a grass wIdder lOn yes I said Ive courted a dozen or more Why Did yoli ever marry one V Yes V i v > Waller praps yer kin give a chap a point or tvrop > V > 0 V V rfJ i V V 0 r Oh certainly all the points you want V wantAre they any different from other women wo-men Ii j menSay old fellow Ive courted all sorts of women both married and land l-and they are all just alike They do all the courting and generally propose before you have courted them a week Wall er whats your oplnn It is this the man who marries one Is a jackass The old fellow scratched his head for a moment and after he had got his idea raked in the right spot he saId Wall er haint I as much constitutional constitu-tional right to he a jackass as yer have Vallerl guess and Im goin cept her proposal by wire Write it out fer me wont yer |