Show ATHLETIC LOVE MAKING f David Campbell a most affectionate young man called on Miss Alice DI a young woman living at 6O7 Broad t street Pitsbun the other evening C says the Iost of that city The two chatted pleasantly about the weather f for a while and gradually the conversation conversa-tion assumed a more friendly nature f Campbell It Is alleged laced his an r around the young womans waist Miss Dub was surprised and immediately < endeavored to have the young man release f re-lease his gasp Instead she asserted t he caught her In a viselike grip and In I doing so crushed two of her ribs A J physician was summoned and the in r jury properly attended to Then she t sent for a lawyer and entered suit for I f damages This Is the harrowing story of true I I f 100 that struck a snag a solemnly i t related in the news columns of the l PJttbur Post Bit i Is of more than f lOcal Interest I is of vial Import to r I tender female everywhere and of nnanClal Interest to semlcivlze young men of every tribe and tongue Girls havE no desire to wear straightjackets straight-jackets for selfprotecton nor do parents par-ents wish to go to the pense Cf hay I nt the family physician on hand with splints and bandages every time the daughter of the house has a beau neither can the average young fellow f afford to litigate his love cases p Bugging should be carried on with moderation When Indulged to excess the prctce Is liable to fall Into disrepute disre-pute Young men and old boys too for that matter should not Imagine n that the athletic craze has penctratel the parlor even if I Is to be observe almost everywhere else They oughtnt to look upon curthip a a trial of strength and endurance Xo wonder the young lady was surprised and un dertok to disengage the strong arm of affection People dress differently when they receive company from what they i do for gymnastics All these things r should be take Into onsidertonI I f Then there Is a difference between the mechanism of the human body and that I t of an iron I lamppost But these are I maters that boys should learn before they leave school Fathers of young I ladles who pay music teachers and dress makers by the hour for ten or fifteen rears are doing enough for society so-ciety They shouldnt be required to stand the expense of a male callers neglected education i I seems that any modem swain a whether he has been to school or not should understand that women have changed somewhat In the last OO car Let him ask a malden aunt if I he doubts IL According to Bertha M Clay romantic females are almost as susCptble to a touch of the hand as j the3 are to the blow of a piedriver and the gentle pressure of a jeweled linger iJ fully as much appreciate by 1 the average sweetheart as a run through a rdcruher could possibly be I |