Show Lemonade Beats Bandoline I was out to a dance recently J said an acquaintance to Ibo icand n funny thing happened It was not so very funny either but it made me laugh after it was over You see it was as hot a a bake oven and the room was crowded to suffocation suffo-cation I had a girl and we were waltzing around as best we could when suddenly the girl gasped turned palo and said Get me out to the air I stopped and released her and offered her my arm when bump down she went on the floor in a heap Fainted away see Dead as a herring What did I do Why I tried to pick her up and couldnt do it for she was a heavyweight heavy-weight Then I succeeded with the aid of others in getting her to the porch but she wouldnt revive Then I ran into the refreshment room for water but the tank was empty and the only thing they had was lemonade Something had to be done and 1 got two glasses ran back and emptied their content into her face not exactly into but onto After using 30 cents worth of nice sweet lemonade she came to Well say you would have died to see her hair Sticky Why ban doline quince seed gum arabic and kindred kin-dred concoctions were not in i Lemonade Lemon-ade beats them all Was she mad Well I guess yes She said I was intoxicated and a natural born fool Some one else took her home I didnt Youngstoicn 0 Evening Telegram |