Show To tho Front Always In this city is a bright gentleman who knows how to do anything and everything just a little better than any one else In all I the world He Instructs boat builders how to build boats and yachtsmen how to sail yachts Artists are given gratuitous I gratui-tous instructions in how to paint pictures and authors in the pleasant pastime of writing writ-ing books Lawyers are told offhand how to conduct cases and as for merchants the information given them about business is without stint Lansing Mizner jr is now telling this story on the gentleman of such universal knowledge During the last big earthquake X and I were rooming together Just as the earth was at its wiggliest when the walls cracked the chandeliers swung dizzily and from the pantry came tho despairing crash of a fortune ID crockery X awoke His first words were Hold on Lord Let me show you San Francisco Examiner |