Show SWEBTHEAKIS AND WIVES Chicago InterOcean What kind of a life does Jliggs lead DaltonHe doesnt lead any kind he Is married Life He anxiously You are not your own dear self tonihgt sweetheart She passively No darling 1 am yours New York Herald ShcI wonder why they call the groomsman at a wedding the best man lTcIt must be because ho has shown a superior su-perior intellect In not being the bridegroom Exchange SheEmma Is the prettiest but Lena Is the smartest Now which woud you rather marry beauty or brains HeNeither Id rather marry you Kate Fields Washington Ho about to travel I Do you really want mo to come back soon ShaVTell perhaps you had better You see I have promised not to forget you Chicago InterOcean Miss Banknote do you think that your father will object to my suit Miss Banltaotei guess not for he wears one just about as loud himself Cincinnati Commercial Mr AikenYou see things In a different light since you married do you not Mr Nuwed ought to There were fifteen lamps among our wedding presents pres-ents Luitige Blatter Masher Ah my lady there was something very pleasant intended to say but I have alas forgotten what dreadful isnt iii Young LadyWas U perhaps Goodnight Good-night Herr Baron Texas Siftings Customer to pretty shop glrlI love you to distraction May I hope for a favorable reply Shop GirlCertainly Is there any thing else you wish at this counter Harpers Bazar Newly Made BrideMamma says she does not think wo will ever quarrel sho and papa do GroomNever dearest Newly Made Bride No she says you will be much easier to manage than papa wu New Haven Record First Wife Well Mrs Brown knows where her husband is every minute min-ute in the day Second Wife Thatt the kind of a husband I would like to have How does sho manage It First Wife She had him s ° nt to Sing Sing for bigamy |