Show I EVENTS AND COMMENTS Toss OUT to the Primaries 4 i ONE WORD more to the registered 3 i voters Vote Convention Call in this READ THE i yourselves accordingly issue and govern TimesUnion The JACKSONVILLE f calamity liara are abroad in the land I leading man lead out and initiate i LET THE Primary movement with a 1 itiate the Pri 1ary boom i this monthEngland will Os THE 22d of piece that is an almighty Issue a 4 shilling dollar Imitation is a species of 1 mighty Herald I flatterySew York i SENATOR SIIERMAN seems to consider 1 himself a modern Samson as he is try the Democracy with to slaughter I ing i i the jawbone ot an assAlta H > f HDTLASD IleraldCanon Wilber 1 i I I force believes that the only way to overcome the drink evil is a great relig i i ious movement Dealers will risk that l l 1 thousand dollars to oe t AFRICA SENDS a r 4 used to convert England to Christianity > in her treatment of Ireland This is reversal of missionary effort with a vengeance ven-geance CLEVELAsnPZcuncieaZer Perhaps the reason of Bostons cultured people going i t Kapiolani was because wild over Queen I baked r her skin is about the color of I beans i i I BOULASGER AND Lurd Lansdownes bailiffs are Godsends to the American cold day S correspondents Its a I foreign S material for f when either fails furnish S a scare head i dill S men ALAS women POOR Hermann and policemen He could to appear cause I I li1111 II and disappear from the world of vision I S his S I at will but he could not prolong C i own life a single second i I in of postmasters WILL THE gathering r next December to work P S 4 jl Washington salaries for the increase of their own 1 Presidents definition com withm the S of offensive partisanship I r i I CHICAGO InterOcean The Czar of I all the Russias would give almost one 1 half of his empire to be able to skip out S and go fishing with his wife like the S it P President of the United States ii W J BUFFALO Commercial Oh you f I j S t cruel thing exclaimed a lady to a gentleman fl I f Ii he lifted a poodle over a I tleman as heiiffted I j I S brook by its tail while at the same time I I 1 she swung her little child by one arm Jl t I l I j fi 1 t S IT is getting to be hard lines indeed t i 1 when so staunchly Republican a paper as i i t llfeiArginaut begins to paragraph this Whbn R B Hayes of Fremont Ohio S PI t i J J I r lived fit the White House in Washington SPRIX < FIELD Republican William 1 r 1 I i E Chardler is the ablest and best I tl known Republican in New Hamphshire i r S never rising above the partisan andS J and-S not always sustaining the level of the I man j I 1 I i 55 A NEBRASKA paper remarks that if I I Wagners music was played the samo S way in Paris as it is in Omaha the French are not to be blamed for rising 1 in righteous indignation and stoning the performers S 1 s l tUQ S S I 1 ABILENE ReflcctrAn observer says woman can read deception in a mans a 1 I 5111 1 eye even in the dark Of course she can That explains why he turns his I J m lace to the wall upon retiring after anSI r an-SI l l unusually long session of his lodge j hi F3i AKOTHER PROPASAI is made to amend t the constitution of France by changing S the method of electing Senators and submitting them to universal suffrage This is the entering wedge for proposition I i propo-sition for the abolition of the Senate S S Jf the change were accepted FranceS France-S onld have two representative bodies I both elected in the same way and this obvious superfluity would lead to the J dropping out of one I I I READERS OF the Omaha Herald will f have to enlarge their coat pockets or CJ 1 i 1 buy a gripsack in which to carry their 1 f favorite paper The Herald of last Sunday I f Sun-day covered fortyeight pages containing contain-ing news from all parts of the country J q ii about as much general rccdingmatter It i as a magazine many scores of columns i 1 Ii if of advertisements and enough specialS special-S information about Nebraska and neighboring neigh-boring States to supply a gazetteer If I S this sort of thing is to continue all l J t newspaper men will want to go west 3 1 1 New York Herald Ii r ENGLAND SAYS of Turkey I accept S Ji I the temporary occupation of Egypt which you have affec ionately bestowed it S i upon me now if you do not get all the great Powers to express pleasure at 1i I my occupation I will do myself thiS thi-S 11 injury of protecting Egypt permanently f I J I perma-nently The English policy in this if iJ i matter is perhaps suggested by the 0 I I strategy of the depraved youngster in Punch who remarks to the horror of S r J I J his doting grandmother that he has 1 1 IJ eaten the bag of cherries which she has given him and that if she does not t E immediately hand over sixpence he will rr walJow the stones |